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I am damm unsatisfied to be killed this way.
Fatty, you with your think face have hurt my instep.
Gun wounds again?
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
A normal person would't steal pituitaries.
Damm, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Quiet you I'll blow your thoat up.
You always use violence, I should't have ordered the glutinous rice chicken.
I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
You daring lousy guy.
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?