Night of the Slurring Mampies

Great googlie-mooglie! This site was so funny I almost had to go kill some fat, white women as a result. Look at the tale of terror of this Jamaican man in the clutches of hideous, Canadian, fat-back "mampies". I never heard the term before but it makes me want to shoot milk out of my nose cuz im laffing so hard! Revel in the awesome comedy that is:

http://www.afflictedyard.com/mampys.htm