Words of wisdom, from the insidious, Dr. MechaNaughty, the collossal death robot:
"Never hire a wino to do a hobo's job!"
"I'm not as likely to carve your entire extended family into delicate, saucy fillets of tender pink meat as you drunk I am."
"If i had a nickel for every time I've heard the phrase, "aggravated assault with a hedgehog, a peeled cucumber, 240 fluid ounces of gold, metal-flake automotive paint and a carry-kit of assorted rubber fishing lures" I would kick you square in the nuts!"
"A doctoral thesis, rubber cement, giblet gravy and a backhoe, these things are the stuff of infamy." (they are! True story!)
"like jews in a furnace, these are the days of our lives..."
"those who are willing to give up freedom for security will soon find that I am kicking their stupid asses all up and down the street, in broad daylight, in front of their family and friends." ( because the stupid deserve the abuse the good lord heaps upon them )
"I like Pork"
"Never hire a wino to do a hobo's job!"
"I'm not as likely to carve your entire extended family into delicate, saucy fillets of tender pink meat as you drunk I am."
"If i had a nickel for every time I've heard the phrase, "aggravated assault with a hedgehog, a peeled cucumber, 240 fluid ounces of gold, metal-flake automotive paint and a carry-kit of assorted rubber fishing lures" I would kick you square in the nuts!"
"A doctoral thesis, rubber cement, giblet gravy and a backhoe, these things are the stuff of infamy." (they are! True story!)
"like jews in a furnace, these are the days of our lives..."
"those who are willing to give up freedom for security will soon find that I am kicking their stupid asses all up and down the street, in broad daylight, in front of their family and friends." ( because the stupid deserve the abuse the good lord heaps upon them )
"I like Pork"
posted by Rev. Dr. Eric Z. Willman at 9:03 PM
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