Become a FREEMASON today!

We all know they were behind the Kennedy Assassination, Watergate, Flouride in the water, The loss of the Confederacy in the Civil War, The French Revolution and just about every other conspiracy ever. Why not join up and be in on all the fun?!? Here's How:

http://www.mainemason.org/aboutfm/petition.htm

http://freemasonry.bcy.ca/lodges/perfection75/msg6.html

http://www.freemason.org/cfo/spring_2004/beone.htm

http://www.enterprise.masons.org.uk/Objectives_of_Freemasonry/How_to_become_a_Freemason_/how_to_become_a_freemason_.html

You KNOW you wanna get a leg up on all the 21st century conspiracies waiting to unfold. Get on down to your local lodge and sign up!