Hello and welcome to HELL

Hello and welcome to HELL, a vile and horrific hole in the fabric of the Internet. During your stay here, we will destroy your computer, empty your bank accounts, ruin your reputation and, in the very unlikely event that you survive, have you arrested. Sounds like fun, doesn't it.

Isn't modern technology delightful? While you've been reading this, we've been doing some truly horrible things to you...
Destroying your credit rating. Simply by sending e-mails to a few key addresses, we've made sure that you will never be trusted with money again, by anyone...

Sent some highly incriminating faxes to your boss. Not only will you be fired before the next working day is out, but you will almost certainly never get work again.

Registered you with the French Foreign Legion - as a suicide bomber. We couldn't leave you without work, could we?

Arranged to have obscene and immoral pictures and videos of you published in your local newspapers and TV stations. Your neighbors will never look at you in the same way again, sweetie.

Well, thanks ever so much for visiting Hell. We hope you've had a truly miserable time and look forward to serving you for all of eternity

HELL!