Kaiju Big Battel
Kaiju Big Battel is a modern conflict of epic proportions. Scattered throughout the galaxy is a monstrous mob of Kaiju - maniacal villains, ominous alien beasts, and gigantic, city-crushing monsters who are fighting for control of the globe, their volatile tempers periodically detonating into bouts of intergalactic sparring and senseless acts of violence.
Kaiju rumbles are nothing new - they've existed for millions of years, way back to the Triassic period. Monster scuffles have caused countless cataclysms: turbulent tornadoes, devastating earthquakes, stock-market crashes, geyser eruptions, forest fires, superpower bombing campaigns, and quite possibly, the fall of the Roman Empire. Ignorant humans have typically blamed such apocalyptic occurrences on Mother Nature, mortal transgression, and bad financial planning. But in truth, inexplicable disaster can almost always be traced back to a Kaiju Big Battel.
If you haven't allready heard all about this, here is the skinny to get you up to speed. This is good stuff.
KAIJU, MUTHAFUCKA!
Kaiju rumbles are nothing new - they've existed for millions of years, way back to the Triassic period. Monster scuffles have caused countless cataclysms: turbulent tornadoes, devastating earthquakes, stock-market crashes, geyser eruptions, forest fires, superpower bombing campaigns, and quite possibly, the fall of the Roman Empire. Ignorant humans have typically blamed such apocalyptic occurrences on Mother Nature, mortal transgression, and bad financial planning. But in truth, inexplicable disaster can almost always be traced back to a Kaiju Big Battel.
If you haven't allready heard all about this, here is the skinny to get you up to speed. This is good stuff.
KAIJU, MUTHAFUCKA!
posted by Rev. Dr. Eric Z. Willman at 3:45 PM
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