Old Adages

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs....
A woman will pay a $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband....
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man makes more money than his wife can spend....
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot....
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed....
Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't....
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

Married men live longer than single men; however, they are also more willing to die.

Married men should forget about their mistakes....
There's no point in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman has the last word in any argument....
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argumen