SPROGOPOLIS
Baby-Powered City of the Future
Welcome to Sprogopolis, the world's first city to run on baby power. Most people, and rightly so, consider babies and infants to be a complete waste of skin. They consume valuable resources, add to noise or other types of pollution, and promote general public disharmony, all without providing any benefit to society. Here in Sprogopolis we have taken steps to remedy the situation. All our babies are expected to contribute to the public good. Our engineers and scientists have developed various "energy recovery" systems by which the natural habits of spawn (i.e., eating, crying, crawling, and taking huge dumps) can be harnessed to provide energy to the city. From dawn to dusk (and at random times throughout the night) our infants are kept busy supplying the city with power
SPROGOPOLIS
Welcome to Sprogopolis, the world's first city to run on baby power. Most people, and rightly so, consider babies and infants to be a complete waste of skin. They consume valuable resources, add to noise or other types of pollution, and promote general public disharmony, all without providing any benefit to society. Here in Sprogopolis we have taken steps to remedy the situation. All our babies are expected to contribute to the public good. Our engineers and scientists have developed various "energy recovery" systems by which the natural habits of spawn (i.e., eating, crying, crawling, and taking huge dumps) can be harnessed to provide energy to the city. From dawn to dusk (and at random times throughout the night) our infants are kept busy supplying the city with power
SPROGOPOLIS
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