Ten Reasons I F*cking Hate Cubicles

10. Being told to "think outside the box" when I'm in a box all day long.
9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind me.
8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
7. That nagging feeling that if I press the right button, I'll get a piece of cheese.
6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
4. 23 power cords - 1 goddamned outlet.
3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have fucking beds.
2. The carpet has been there since 1986 and shows more signs of life than some of my coworkers.
1. You can't slam the door on your way out when you quit.