Top 5 list from BRAINSAW.org

Top 5 worst porno movies of all time.
Granny Bukkake Queens
Shemale Crack Whores 5: Almost Feminine
Ron Jeremy's Male Genital Shaving Jamboree
That Taint No Chocolate!
Debbie Does the Pound: Return of the K-9 Cock

Top 5 washed up 80's celebrities Mr. T should beat the living shit out of.
Richard Dean Anderson
Alan Thicke
Emmanuel Lewis
Ricky Schroder
Kirk Cameron

Top 5 washed up 80's bands Mr. T should beat the living shit out of.
Accept
Kajigoogoo
Yazoo
Poison
Flock of Seagulls

Top 5 people who unfortunately escaped an early grave.
Strom Thurmond
Ted Turner
Mother Theresa
Nixon
The Pope