The TRUTH About Canadians

FACT: Canadians are more likely to than any other nationality to eat roadkill. In fact, Canadians refer to dead raccoons found on the highway as "Toronto Bologna."
(Source: McMillan's Culture Guide 1999-2000)

FACT: Canadians lead the world in per capita binge drinking. The average Canadian drinks an average of 16 beers on an average day. Seven of them are normally consumed while on the job.
(Source: Wild World Of Booze Facts)

FACT: Canada is the world's largest supplier of cocaine, heroin, methamphetamines and back bacon.
(Source: Gene Raphael's Big Book Of Canucks)

Blame Canada