Homeless student lived in library for seven months

A homeless New York student says he slept for seven months in a university library without being caught.

Steve Stanzak, 20, says he set up home in New York University's main library because he couldn't afford housing costs on top of his tuition.

This makes me think of these lines from a song in the South Park movie:
"You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan, and very soon you will say..
It's easy, m'kay!"
Now you know what plan you have to follow. - Dr. E. Z. Willman

Click here, the guy has a freakin website!