The Society for the Appreciation of Bitch Slappin' the Mimes
The Society for the Appreciation of Bitch Slappin' the Mimes
The Impious Digest hires only the best and strongest pimps to administer the bitch slappin' we give to mimes across the nation.
But it's not cheap. Ice packs (for bruised knuckles), travel expenses, bail money and legal fees are just part of the expenses incurred in our efforts to make every child smile. Our pimps charge an hourly wage, but a fair one.
Your donations help insure this worthy cause is not abandoned.
Please give 'til it hurts...them!
Any donations will be charged to the Impious Digest Mime Bitch Slappin' Referral Service. If no mimes are available, MTV video jockeys may be used instead. If neither is available, the money will be spent on any or all of the following: crack, whores, beer, and lotto tickets.
Click here to support this movement
The Impious Digest hires only the best and strongest pimps to administer the bitch slappin' we give to mimes across the nation.
But it's not cheap. Ice packs (for bruised knuckles), travel expenses, bail money and legal fees are just part of the expenses incurred in our efforts to make every child smile. Our pimps charge an hourly wage, but a fair one.
Your donations help insure this worthy cause is not abandoned.
Please give 'til it hurts...them!
Any donations will be charged to the Impious Digest Mime Bitch Slappin' Referral Service. If no mimes are available, MTV video jockeys may be used instead. If neither is available, the money will be spent on any or all of the following: crack, whores, beer, and lotto tickets.
Click here to support this movement
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