Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

I don't care WHAT anyone says about me for what I'm about to say but I FREAKIN' LOVE THAT BURGERKING TENDER CRISP BACON CHEDDAR RANCH COMMERCIAL!!!!!

Yeah, I've heard all the arguments about black exploitation and sexism and all that shit but DUDE!! That commercial is the shiznit!! I have to admit that the first time I saw it, my mouth was open with amazement and partial disbelief! I mean, I was like, who is this 'pickin'-n-grinnin', 'uncle-tom' negro? Am i really seeing these comically hot chicks PUMPING a hand cart like that? IS THAT THE OLD EARLY EIGHTIES BURGER KING IN THE BACK!?! I couldn't believe it. Seriously.

CLICK HERE to see the GLORY!!

That commercial is the BOMB. And any man who tries to say otherwise is just trying to impress a chick so she'll lay him. Deal with it! This is commercial gold.

Here's the words to the song:

When my belly starts a-rumblin', and I'm jonesin' for a treat.
 I close my eyes for a big surprise, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
 I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, the breasts they grow on trees.
 And streams of bacon ranch dressing, flow right up to your knees.
 Tumbleweeds of bacon, and cheddar paves the streets.
 Folks don't [Unintelligable] ya cause ya got the juice, there's a train of ladies comin' with a nice caboose.
 Never get in trouble, never need an excuse, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
 I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch no one tells ya to behave.
 Your wildest fantasies come true, Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves.
 Red onions make you laugh instead, and french fries grow like weeds.
 Ya get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay.
 The king who wants you to have it your way, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

--Eric