Some quotes for today

I am the freak whom the show is all about - Eric Willman

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. - Author Unknown

Psychiatry is the care of the id by the od. - Author Unknown

Always do right. That will gratify some of the people, and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you've made it again. - Unknown

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

If I owned both Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell. - Philip Henry Sheridan
Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. - Martin Mull

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. - George Bernard Shaw

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. - H. L. Mencken

What is the difference about a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. - Mark Twain

Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it. - Mark Twain