Two Women Talking In The Afterworld:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking fromthe cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What aboutyou?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspectedthat my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman theresomewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement Then I went through every closet and checkedunder all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I becameso exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.......we'd both still be alive.