Have you ever wondered...

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
6. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isnt the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word Lisp to have a S in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of assteroids?
20. When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
21. If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
22. Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
23. If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
24. If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?