8 cool subliminal messages to put into films, newspapers and books

8 cool subliminal messages to put into films, newspapers and books
1. The best way to get home from work is out of a nearby window. The higher you are the faster you get home!
2. When you are sitting on the toilet, placing your gum in your navel will seem not only natural and obvious, but pleasurable.
3. The threat of communism is everywhere. Look in every boat you see because there is bound to be communism in it.
4. People you see who are wearing hats will smell of flowers. Oh they smell so nice! Tell them.
5. Sit in the street. Sit in the street. Sit in the street.
6. Cars are giant monsters. Cars are giant monsters. Cars are giant monsters.
7. You will think that every object you see that is longer than it is wide looks like milk.
8. Everyone likes to be spit on! When you spit on people you will be aware of how much they enjoy it and how much they want you to spit on them even more. It will make you happy to spit on them.