Count Dante and the Black Dragon Fighting Society

Okay, when I was a kid, adverts for this gooberhead were on the back of the Micronauts™ and Shogun Warrior™ comics I used to buy. This Uber-dork claimed to be the deadliest man alive as well as other mindlessly preposterous claims. His website is pretty funny when you read the text. As a former martial artist I got big yuks out of the wild claims and shameless bragging. I think you will too:

http://countdante.com/home/intro.html

Now, once you've seen that, you have to go see the site of this band that is based on the mockery and fun of the original phenomenon. It's juicy-liscious!

http://www.count-dante.com/main.html