They Fight Crime
This site is a ver simple generator of promo text for comic book/tv show pitches entitled, "they fight crime" the options it comes up with are great though! Check it out.

He's a witless zombie librarian with a passion for fast cars. She's a sarcastic mutant queen of the dead with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

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