Anus Surgery - An Amusing Tale

I recently had my ass operated. Not as in: "I had my ass kicked." A surgeon actually used a scalpel on my anus. I'm writing this information piece on my experience in the interest of the general public. People who needed this procedure don't actually walk around with t-shirts bearing the slogan: "Ask me about anus surgery." They don't go to support groups announcing their presence with a "Hi, my name is Leon and I've had my ass cut."

Anus Surgery