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Andy, a clown with a cross painted on his forehead (much like Manson's swastika), spreads his special brand of Christian love.The photos are quite disturbing as "Andy" (always in quotes) goofs it up with his so-called fans.

Andy

Baskin N' Sonshine, two christian clowns spreading the word of Jesus through face-painting children's terror.

Christian Clown (now those words seem to go together so naturally!)

"YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT LORD?" ... SOLO CLOWNING for CHRIST - We show you that one (1) clown can serve the Lord in the actual Worship Service. Learn HOW to do an entire WORSHIP SERVICE as a SOLO Clown Servant. Sweet merciful crap!

J. T. Sikes and Bubba's Clown Supplies

Buffo, truly one of a kind in the world of entertainment, if the idea of having a clown who can crush your fingers like peanut shells at your child's birthday party appeals to you, now you know where to find one.

Buffo, the World's Strongest Clown

Circus Lingo, Learn to talk the talk of clowns, carnival trash and other rabble. Now you can cheat the rubes like a pro.

Circus Lingo

Clowning for Christ, spreading the Good Word through insipid MIDIs and pratfalls. Also, check out the clown caste system in the "what is" section.

Clowning for Christ

Clowns without Borders, It's a lot like Doctors Without Borders, except with clowns. Scary, scary clowns frightening children all over the world. No child should grow up without a firsthand experience of clown horror.

Clowns Without Borders

Crappy the Clown, I get the impression that not very much of his act is indeed an act. Dig the bright yellow background/random clipart web design.

Crappy the Clown

F' the Clown, Jaded, loudmouthed jackass hates media and entertainment, all while typing in the edgiest style this side of anti-social socialist whiz kids in basements.

F' the Klown

Waldo the Clown, Christian clown who, after he's done terrorizing kids with his clown act, does a Bible science show to finish them off.

Waldo the Clown Ministries

Fellowship of Juggalos, More of this pseudo-religion fandom that ICP has following them around. Complete with sermons on dealing with drama and phone numbers of juggalo crisis counsellors to help when being a ninja gets too tough.

Fellowship of Juggalos

Funkee Jim, All the information you can handle regarding Funkee Jim, a crippled, trombone playing, hate crime victim clown. Be sure to click on "help fight abuse of the disabled" for Funkee's account of being "crucified alive."

Funkee Jim

Gospel Clowning, Pockets, the happy hobo, clowns the Devil out of kids with face painting, bunny in-the-hat tricks, illusions, and a Clown communion service - "a powerful mime skit presenting the elements of the Lord’s Supper in a unique way". Religion has never been this scary.

Gospel Clowning

Julie the Clown, Crazy lady clown can't juggle or make balloon animals, so she gets by on the only talent she has - pastry in the face.

Julie the Clown's Home of Messy Slapstick

Knotty Clown, NOT SAFE FOR WORK. clown porn; the most professional yet. Pay site, with disturbing freebies.

Knotty Clown

Knuckles the Caring Clown, Knuckles the Christian clown with the violent name. Strange meandering site by the Hipps, a married couple who use clowning and radio shows to spread their special brand of terror.

Knuckles the Caring Clown

Ouchy the Clown, Your premier provider of Adult Clown Services. "I have been a practicing clown dom for over two years and am respectful of all limits. Trust me, I'm a clown." Plus he'll shave your pubic hair.

Ouchy The Clown

Ski the Clown's Farewell, When Ski the Clown passed on to that Bigger Big Top in the Sky, his clown friends decided the only way to say goodbye was to send balloon flowers, force the pallbearers to wear red rubber noses, and plant Ski in the ground in his full clown drag. Whether or not he squirted the embalmer with his water-spurting lapel flower is not addressed, though it should be.

Ski the Clown's Fairwell

Grillo the clown, if you can call him that, is nude and wears a cereal box on his head. Don't ask me, this is a one page oddity I stumbled across. The pictures, however, are priceless.

The Fragrant World of Grillo the Clown

No Clown Zone, "I do not fear clowns. They are just not nice people." Web surfers from around the world, share your clown trauma experiences here and learn what you can do to rid the world of those red-nosed bastards.

The No Clown Zone