Hatebeak

I cannot play an instrument, but the band that I hope to join already has their vocalist firmly established with nary a dream of dismissal. Ever. The band I speak of is a punishing death metal cabal boasting a human drummer, a human guitarist, a human bassist … and a fucking Congo African Grey parrot named Waldo as their mouthpiece. Separately, they are humble minions of the Ever-Reigning Supreme Lord of Darkness. Aligned together, they are HATEBEAK!

THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL!