Hessian Love!

In the spirit of valentines day, we decided it would be unfair if the desire for true love wasn't extended to everybody, including our mustache sporting, wrestling fanatical, mullet haired friends. we thought we'd "kickstart their heart" as you might say, by posting a fake love@aol ad under the name "metalchick". with the addition of a picture from our friend devon sporting a confederate flag bikini, the response from lovestruck ozzfest attendees was overwhelming to say the least. despite what you may think, these responses are (sadly) completely true and unedited. none of the spelling mistakes or vulgarity has been toned down in any way in order to honestly document the true heavy metal lifestyle. so, unless you are already callous to the hessian lifestyle and language, (maybe you had an older hesh stepbrother or classmate) you may want to brace yourself for what lay ahead in this feature. in order to give you some idea of what our haircaped comrades were drooling over, here was "metalchick"s picture and ad:

Hessian Love

Oh so cruel and funny!