A Web site that can read your mind

Welcome to Dr. Flockter, the Web site that can read your mind. Dr. Flockter is the ultimate expression of modern heuristic analysis using neural network structures combined with a massive database of rule-based information on human behavior. In short, it's a Web site that can read your mind.

First proposed by Dr. Otto Hans Hoeffner at the University of Helsinki in 1978, the project was taken-over by an international team after Dr. Hoeffner commited suicide, not long after the first working version was implemented in 1982. That team, supervised by Professor Carl Beckman at CalPoly, expanded on Hoeffner's original design, which was only intended to be a sort-of novelty fortune-telling program. Instead, under Beckman's leadership, and with funding from the Central Intelligence Agency and Interpol, a system was devised that could actually read a person's mind based on the answers to a set of thoroughly-researched questions, designed to reveal the actual firing pattern of the subject's synapses.

Now for the first time this amazing technology has been made public. After they lost their government funding Beckman's team sold the rights to the system to a consortium of investors lead by Donald Trump and Richard Branson. They have contracted with Gracelessland to develop the first free public tests of Dr. Flockter. For a limited time you can use this amazing technology while we work-out some of the bugs. For example question number 6 drove a certain percentage of convict test subjects insane, so it has been removed from this trial.

So sit back, relax, clear your mind, and click on the link below to begin.

Start Reading My Mind