Holy Spring Water™
Holy Spring Water™ is 100% pure natural spring water, that tastes great and has been blessed by a Monk, a Catholic Priest, as well as Holy Shaman. Holy Spring water™ washes away the sins of anyone feeling "less then saintly". Try our Holy Spring Water™, You'll immediately fell refreshed and redeemed-your satisfaction is guaranteed.
For thousands of years, in virtually every religion, water has been used to wash away the sins of Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, and even members of the Occult. Now you can cleanse and protect yourself while extinguishing your thirst with with Holy Spring Water™.
WASH AWAY YOUR SINS, YOUR GUILT, AND YOUR THIRST (at the same time).
Holy Spring Water™ is 100% pure natural Spring water, that tastes great and has been blessed. By a Monk, a Catholic Priest, or a Holy Shaman, the blessing does not take away from the taste. Holy Spring Water™ washes away the sins of anyone feeling "less then saintly" while quenching your thirsts...like nothing else can. Try our Holy Spring Water™, Your immediate redemption and satisfaction is guaranteed.
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For thousands of years, in virtually every religion, water has been used to wash away the sins of Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, and even members of the Occult. Now you can cleanse and protect yourself while extinguishing your thirst with with Holy Spring Water™.
WASH AWAY YOUR SINS, YOUR GUILT, AND YOUR THIRST (at the same time).
Holy Spring Water™ is 100% pure natural Spring water, that tastes great and has been blessed. By a Monk, a Catholic Priest, or a Holy Shaman, the blessing does not take away from the taste. Holy Spring Water™ washes away the sins of anyone feeling "less then saintly" while quenching your thirsts...like nothing else can. Try our Holy Spring Water™, Your immediate redemption and satisfaction is guaranteed.
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posted by Rev. Dr. Eric Z. Willman at 1:00 PM
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