BRETT MEISNER'S 10 UNDENIABLE THRUTHS OF ROCK MUSIC

"What is the truth? In my opinion truths are based on principles - both scientific and spiritual. No matter how hard one tries to argue, two plus two will always add up to four! This fact is as pure as the four basic elements: Earth, Fire, Water and Ice! So how does one apply these laws to rock criticism? Simple: Let's start with the musical scale, better yet, let's take a single note, any note. Music relies on a series of principles. A piano or guitar needs a pitch to be tuned. Scientifically we use a tuning fork. Spiritually we may ask, "But who tunes the tuning fork?" All I know is you can tune a piano, but... can you tuna fish? Without further ado, the Meisner Manifesto!"

BRETT MEISNER'S 10 UNDENIABLE THRUTHS OF ROCK MUSIC

This guy may be a goober, or he may be right! - Eric