Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Brownie Fantasy Intero-Caveman

by Rev. Sternodox

There was this one guy that worked the night shift at this Superball
factory in Enid, Oklahoma who could pull the ureter out of his dick
and snap it loud enough that the reverberations would cause the
antenna towers of the local radio station to bend over at a forty
degree angle. But one night this girl he knew took a pair of scissors
that had been basking in the mutagenic radiation of a discount
Bangladeshi cyclotronic bamph-chamber for two weeks and when he
whipped it out, she cut his dick off before he could do the trick.
But it wasn't really a guy at all, it was this cooperative colony of
intelligent rectum cells that had evolved into an intelligence far
greater than the cumulative expertise of thousands of generations of
normal humans. So they (in the guise of that guy) transformed
themselves into a giant toad cock that was covered in festering,
linguini-shaped pustules and rammed itself up the girl's asshole
before she could run out the door. The dick-guy was so huge that the
girl's rectum tore into about eighty thousand hundred pieces but some
of the pieces bound with the guys dick garbage on a molecular level
and created giant mutant pussy animals that had fifty hundred
poisonous fangs on each of its twelve hundred dozen prehensile dicks.
Also the dicks had impenetrable armour on them that was the colour of
gecko vomit after the gecko had just ate two or three cans of Wolf
Brand chili with no beans. So the giant pussy creatures that had all
those dicks battled the guy/dick creature in a giant war and both of
them got so tired out that they agreed to call a truce and decided to
go to Wendy's for a baked potato with no chives or sour cream. But
when they got there they found out that they were out of baked
potatoes so they got back in a giant war except they started killing
all the people in the Wendy's by pulling their dicks and balls off
and before they bleed to death, they sewed the dicks and balls up in
their mouths real tight so they suffocated while they were bleeding
to death. But the army had this new giant nuclear machine cannon
Gatling submarine bomb that they dropped on the creatures but it just
turned them into forty hundred more new ones that took over the earth
and grabbed the president of Nairobi and tied him to a pole and each
took turns buttfucking him on television so that everybody would be
scared of them and not try to resist them. But this one club called
the Hog Masturbators Club whose members all liked to jack off while
jacking off a pig and drinking the pig cum in front of the local
constabulary who they kidnapped decided to try to resist and form a
movement against the creatures. So they put a ad in the newspaper
asking for volunteers but the creatures read it and captured the
whole club and spent a entire afternoon slowly skinning them alive,
ass first and then their dicks and balls and cunts because there was
two girls in the club but they didn't like to jack off a pig but they
thought it was a good club anyway. But one of the girls escaped and
found a secret giant machine from Atlantis that could blow the
creatures up. Then she pushed the button on it and all the creatures
blew up except ten of them but that was enough to capture the girl
and fuck her for about a year with these giant dicks that were made
out of red hot cheese graters that vibrated and stuck out with giant
metal spikes. Then the girl died and the ten creatures all got VD off
of her and they died too. Then these other aliens came to earth but
nobody was there left alive and they went back to their own planet
and never came back.
The End

This guy has deep subgenius issues - Eric

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