I GOTS A NEW JOB!!!

I lost my dorky-ass gig at SUCKS-unoff on the 2nd, in case you hadn't heard. And promptly got a gig with harte-hanks on the 5th doing xbox tech support. Then got a better offer on the 10 from Stormwater Research Group and THAT'S where I reside. Dig it!
When it comes to job-searchin', the kid don't play! Y'all niggas what have been lookin' for work for four months and shit, y'all are gay. Git a job, nigga!