I saw this coming a mile away! - by Lee Lloyd
I saw this coming a mile away!
http://ag.ca.gov/newsalerts/release.php?id=1338
So, now that everyone has decided that CO2 is an evil pollutant that is killing all life on Earth through that horrific Global Warming®, they can start suing people! Today it is the car companies, but you know what REALLY produces a lot of CO2? People!
Hey, I have an idea, why don't we start suing, or better yet maybe even going to war with, countries that have too many people (in defense of the climate of precious Mother Earth of course). Or how about this, every country that has more people than trees, has to make sure they balance, either by planting more trees, or killing more people. I bet several African nations would have fun with that one! Oh, or how about this one, everyone who owns an SUV has to carry around a tree with them wherever they go. I mean, they hat all that storage space anyway.
Oh, you want to know another Greenhouse Gas©? Water vapor! We need to crack down on that too. Oh, we should sue companies that make humidifiers. Oh, and the water utilities too. Those evil bastards are spreading that dangerous Dihydrogen Monoxide all over the place.
I officially declare Global Warming® the doctrine of original sin for secular people! There is no other way I can account for the utter stupidity of calling one of the most basic elements necessary to life on this planet a pollutant.
http://ag.ca.gov/newsalerts/release.php?id=1338
So, now that everyone has decided that CO2 is an evil pollutant that is killing all life on Earth through that horrific Global Warming®, they can start suing people! Today it is the car companies, but you know what REALLY produces a lot of CO2? People!
Hey, I have an idea, why don't we start suing, or better yet maybe even going to war with, countries that have too many people (in defense of the climate of precious Mother Earth of course). Or how about this, every country that has more people than trees, has to make sure they balance, either by planting more trees, or killing more people. I bet several African nations would have fun with that one! Oh, or how about this one, everyone who owns an SUV has to carry around a tree with them wherever they go. I mean, they hat all that storage space anyway.
Oh, you want to know another Greenhouse Gas©? Water vapor! We need to crack down on that too. Oh, we should sue companies that make humidifiers. Oh, and the water utilities too. Those evil bastards are spreading that dangerous Dihydrogen Monoxide all over the place.
I officially declare Global Warming® the doctrine of original sin for secular people! There is no other way I can account for the utter stupidity of calling one of the most basic elements necessary to life on this planet a pollutant.
posted by Rev. Dr. Eric Z. Willman at 10:48 PM
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