Monday, February 15, 2010

8 reasons why you should email me

8 reasons why you should email me
1. Sending email makes your genitals larger or smaller depending on what you want.
2. Pie tastes better after you've talked to me.
3. I am very nice.
4. You should give your sig file a workout. It will rot if you don't.
5. Typing is also good exercise.
6. Sitting is good or your stomach.
7. Because I am sad and lonely and like to get email.
8. If I don't get anybody telling me how great I am I might start doing other things.


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