Q & A
Question: Do you ever have days when you feel like Jerry Lewis on a three day Jim Beam vomitting bender trying to fix the space shuttle over the radio using only the removable parts of a spacesuit and the zero gravity toilet!? Shouting " Hey Nice Lady "and puking up alcohol reeking vomitus into a headset without any idea of what the hell he is doing

Answer: Sometimes it's more like feeling like a PCP-addled Wink Martindale hosting a new game show involving consumer prices, machete tossing, and Double Dare-style "physical challenges" during Sweeps Week, with famous wheelchair-ridden celebrities like Christopher "Superman don't crawl through no ice cream labyrinth" Reeve and Stephen "Fuck you, Wink, that blade is sharper than my intellect" Hawking asking toss-up questions to the inner-city contestants. The vomitus is a constant, however