You can Get Mummified right here in America!
If I hadn't fallen in love with the whole LigeGem™ thing, this tomfoolery would've been the plan for me. Except for the fact that it comes with a Pharoh's price tag. But they'll mummify the crap out of you from the sound of it. If you wanna go in style then THIS is the plan for you.

http://www.summum.org/mummification/