8 facts about mice and their pro-communist habits

8 facts about mice and their pro-communist habits
1. They gather under floorboards, marshaling troops.
2. Hear them skitter and skatter! It's a sound like tree bark rubbed hard against the spine!
3. Is it too much to ask for them to stop staring at me? Beady black little eyes make me wince.
4. Stamp them out. Use big hard, boots and crush them. No videos, just bloody soles.
5. They eat cheese. Collectives favor cheese for "ease of rationing".
6. They leave small, brown suicide pills wherever they roam.
7. They run up trouserlegs to collectivise underpants.
8. Lick a mouse and start cough, cough, coughing! Lick off their nasty fur and you will find them defenseless.