8 facts about telephones

8 facts about telephones
1. Listen...there is the sound. It's cows, isn't it?
2. You can't hear people even if you listen closely. It's all just a wall of horrible static made by everyone in the world rubbing against each other.
3. You can use telephones for many things. Like frightening stupid animals!
4. Shaped like the end of the world, placed in a barrel.
5. Toasted phones are probably eaten by some foreigners
6. I don't eat phones. I have them near me. As temptation. But I don't touch them.
7. The numbers on phones are all fake. they don't mean what you think.
8. Portable phone = death by greasing with hogfat.