Thursday, November 19, 2009

8 facts about the French

8 facts about the French
1. They all live in nice houses on rivers.
2. You'll never see them eating anything made out of blood.
3. Chain them to a railing and they scream.
4. Ruffle a French persons hair and they go all droopy and weird. Why?
5. It's as though if you take them away from washing they want to even more.
6. Mine a huge resource of guile in some parts of the world by talking to French people. Big noses see everything!
7. Cats are eaten in France.
8. The French refer to themselves as "Mr Pantaloon".


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