8 cool new drugs

8 cool new drugs
1. Swipe : Turns your eyes bright orange and makes it easier for you to find a Taxi.
2. Grainy : Causes your body to erupt in a series of bright tattoos made up of euphemisms for masturbation.
3. Nautilus : Lets you grow a shell and swim in molten cheese.
4. Body slop : Makes all carnivals look like a parade of meat wagons.
5. Flimsey : Has no effect. Just sounds cool.
6. Mouse chaser : Causes you do die immediately from anal cancer.
7. Flak : Makes everything taste like cough syrup but smell like grass in the summer.
8. Moisture : Hallucinogen. Makes you think you're "wicked".