8 facts about dancing
8 facts about dancing
1. Move back. Move forward. This is the essence of dance.
2. Shaking can be dangerous to surrounding pots. Wrap them careful with butter smeared paper.
3. Lasciviousness is often encouraged by agreeing to dance with a member of the opposite sex. Remember to wear good strong pants and glue them around the edges. Use strong adhesive. Don't worry about your skin.
4. Monkeys dance better with electrodes on their heads.
5. Body extremities can be jarred and knocked out of kilter. Sit down.
6. People who dance are hateful towards those that don't, but they are always "hipper". So try and follow their lead and fit in!
7. Can't get a partner to dance with? You smell. Wash.
8. Blood flows into your legs while dancing so try cutting them off and shaking them. And it looks cool too!
1. Move back. Move forward. This is the essence of dance.
2. Shaking can be dangerous to surrounding pots. Wrap them careful with butter smeared paper.
3. Lasciviousness is often encouraged by agreeing to dance with a member of the opposite sex. Remember to wear good strong pants and glue them around the edges. Use strong adhesive. Don't worry about your skin.
4. Monkeys dance better with electrodes on their heads.
5. Body extremities can be jarred and knocked out of kilter. Sit down.
6. People who dance are hateful towards those that don't, but they are always "hipper". So try and follow their lead and fit in!
7. Can't get a partner to dance with? You smell. Wash.
8. Blood flows into your legs while dancing so try cutting them off and shaking them. And it looks cool too!
posted by Rev. Dr. Eric Z. Willman at 7:14 PM
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