My thought for today:

My question is now and will always be:
Who is the reigning queen of triple penetration!??!
Because i just gotta know.

comment with your nominations.

The XM-8 Like something out of 'ALIENS'

For starters, heres a basic news article about it

Pictures of the New Gun , it's pretty sweet!:
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News stories about this futuristic new weapon:
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For contrast, a toy laser rifle from the 90s that looks VERY similar:

a field stripped XM-8

Streaming video of the weapon in action:

XM-8 stat sheet

RAILGUNS

The topic for this morning is RAILGUNS. That is, guns that fire ferrous projectiles using only the power of electricity. And hopefully at massively hypersonic velocities. Here are some interesting sites about the current research and technologies of railguns. Bear in mind that in 19999 they were basically declared a humbug and it was said that they would always take too much power to be worth the return or to be portable. Both of these claims will turn out to bve ABSOLUTELY wrong by 2015.

RAILGUN.org

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Blowing Up Gotti

It's MOB-A-LISCIOUS!!

JIBJAB's soon to be classic: This Land

Some of you may actually not have seen this yet. So here it is, the partisan hilarity that is

THIS LAND

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The political attack

This is a funny little shockwave animation about the political attacks against Kerry by the republicans. ( I know I said this site wouldn't have any political stuff that makes anybody feel mad or uneasy anymore but this is just harmless funniness )

Funny AND True!

Republican Convention Schedule

So you can plan your viewing accordingly:

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE New York, NY
6:00 PM - Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM - Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM - Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)
6:45 PM - Salute to the "Coalition of the Willing"
6:46 PM - Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on "Are Elections Really Necessary?"
7:30 PM - Announcement: Lincoln Memorial Renamed for Ronald Reagan
7:35 PM - Trent Lott - "Re-segregation in the 21st Century"
7:40 PM - EPA Address #1: "Mercury: It's What's for Dinner"
8:00 PM - Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM - Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM - John Ashcroft Lecture: "The Homos Are After Your Children"
8:30 PM - Round table discussion on reproductive rights (Men Only)
8:50 PM - Seminar #2: "Corporations: The Government of the Future"
9:00 PM - Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM - Phyllis Schlafly speaks on "Why Women Shouldn't Be Leaders"
9:10 PM - EPA Address #2: "Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires"
9:30 PM - Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM - Second Prayer led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM - Carl Rove Lecture: "Doublespeak Made Simple"
10:30 PM - Rumsfeld Lecture/Demonstration: "How to Squint and Talk Macho Even When You Feel Squishy Inside"
10:35 PM - Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare
10:40 PM - John Ashcroft Demonstration: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt
10:45 PM - GOP's Tribute to Tokenism, featuring Colin Powell & Condi Rice
10:46 PM - Ann Coulter's Tribute to "Joe McCarthy, American Patriot"
10:50 PM - Seminar #3: "Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy"
11:10 PM - Hilary Clinton Piñata
11:20 PM - John Ashcroft Lecture: "Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult"
11:30 PM - Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM - Blame Clinton
11:40 PM - Newt Gingrich speaks on "The Sanctity of Marriage"
11:41 PM - Announcement: Ronald Reagan to be added to Mt. Rushmore
11:50 PM - Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
12:00 Midnight - Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

Scout Walker Kama Sutra

Oh god, this is so great I'm gonna have to punch out a Nun RIGHT NOW!!!! It's a sex manual for scout walkers from Star Wars. MY BRAIN'S EXPLODING!!!!

Scout Walker Love!

DWARFDATE!!!!!!

it's a website for people who want to meet and have sex with dwarfs and midgets. nuff said

DATE THAT DWARF! ( you filthy perv! )

They Fight Crime

this sweet ass little dynamic duo generator amused me for man minutes when I first found it. Now you too can feel the power and the glory of "Thye Fight Crime"

Fight some Crime, Bitches!

The Best Page In The Universe

Here's a quote:
"This page is about me and why everything I like is great. If you disagree with anything you find on this page, you are wrong."

now go see it:
The Best Page In The Universe

Wolf Hardeyk!

Anger Management Coach and Rage Power Spokesman.

and funny bastard.

Wolf Hardeyk

A modest proposal

For the few of you who haven't read this yet. Here is a man's cogent and (in my opinion really funny) argument for the poor of Ireland eating their own babies for food during times fo famine and economic depression. It's HELLA sweet!

A Modest Proposal

Tests you should Take

Imagine you're a giant warlike beast with machine guns for arms, fashioned from metal and looking for destruction. It's an attractive image, isn't it? Find your death robot alter ego here.
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Yeah, the war's coming. There'll be death, destruction, blood and all the rest of it. Only a handful of people will survive - which are you?
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?

Are you a holy martyr, kissing the feet of all before you and smiling like a good Christian? Or, are you a cake-loving, blood-lusting greed monster with a penchant for knifing children? Are you, in fact, damned?
Are You Damned?

OBEY THE GIANT!

The OBEY sticker campaign can be explained as an experiment in Phenomenology. Heidegger describes Phenomenology as "the process of letting things manifest themselves." Phenomenology attempts to enable people to see clearly something that is right before their eyes but obscured; things that are so taken for granted that they are muted by abstract observation.

That having been said, go check out the coolness that is:
OBEY!

Pikachu Befouled

In case you missed it the first time it went around. Here's that video formerly known as "Pikachu Befouled"

FO' REEEEL!

GET YOUR WAR ON!

War comics so funny you'll punch your boss right in the mouth! And that's after you throat-punch his receptionist!!

Get Your War On!