The Ancient Ones

Many people today who are Obese Are Decendants of the deros. It is obviously a Heriditary Grandular problem and is caused by over active Glands, Certain Endocrine Glands disorders... can cause Obesity. It is a trait of the DEROS. THEY ARE FROM THE DEROS." Preach on, crazypants.

They're Justified, and they're Ancient...

TELEBUDDY

Okay this SHOULD freak you out. If it doesn't. You are a creepy furry who should be subjected to study.

TELEBUDDY

playing shit backwards...when will it end?!?

Remember that old 'back-masking' crap in the 70's? Remmeber how it came back in the 80s? Well HERE IT IS AGAIN!

http://www.reversespeech.com/

http://hometown.aol.com/commerf247/songs/shania.htm

( the 'stupid' never ends! It just gets a new dye-job.)

The Association of REINCARNATION (instant breakfast)

You are wealthy. You have worked long and hard your whole life. If you are reborn in this world you will have to start again from the beginning. You begin again with "nothing". This needn´t be the case.

You must be familiar with the saying "You can´t take it with you when you go". Today this is as refutable as the nonsense that we only live once on this earth and then either enter heaven or be thrown in to purgatory or worse still roast eternally in the fires of hell.

Why should one be able to inherit from oneself?

Today when you put your trust in a serious institute, which has taken upon itself the task of looking after it´s clients wealth until they return (incarnation) to this earth and in accordance with the wishes of the deceased invest and administer this wealth so will this service become a completely normal service in the future like all other services. Furthermore a very important point is the fact that you may naturally whilst still living decided who should be legally entitled to your inheritance if you are not reincarnated, which may certainly also be the case. Thus your fortune will always find it´s rightful owner and will by no means remain by the service. Thus are any doubts about trustworthiness impossible.

BIGTIME SWINDLE

ORANGE-SPACE

Welcome to ORANGE-SPACE, an internet site where the globally predominant alchemical system, long dominant in the human affairs of this planet, is pieced together from careful systematic observation of how things are done in this world, as well as from the observation of how nature gets things done everywhere. This site is dedicated to the systematic study of a covertly maintained conceptual system that has evolved continually for thousands of years. This alchemy is patterned after nature's own alchemy, and is unveiled here through a labor-intensive journaling process. The methods used to keep this system secret involve the use of astral projection and related human sacrificial ritual conducted on the sleeping bodies of targeted people everywhere. This is essentially a form of occult vampirism, and it explains much of the meaning of some famous symbolism, like that of the imfamous crystal skull. This is done in conjunction with the standard disinformation methods used in the physical world every day.

Wierd Science Kook Parade

Life After the Oil Crash

Civilization as we know it is coming to an end soon. This is not the wacky conclusion of a religious cult, but rather the result of diligent analysis sourced by hard data and the scientists who study global “Peak Oil” and related geopolitical events. 

So who are these nay-sayers who claim the sky is falling? Conspiracy fanatics? Nostradamus fans? Apocalypse Bible prophecy readers?  To the contrary, they are some of the most respected, highest paid geologists, physicists, petroleum engineers, and investment bankers in the world.  These are logical, rational, and conservative people and they are absolutely terrified about the situation. This is why it's so scary.

BRING ON THE ROAD WARRIORS!!!

Trepan.com

The International Trepanation Advocacy Group

These are by far my favorite brand of kooks! People who want to drill a hole in their and your head!!! I have been following these goons since 1992. Look at the BEAUTIFUL site they have now. Your not going ot believe that people so insane they want to bore a hole in their heads can do such work! BUT THEY CAN!!!

BOREHOLE!

GIANTS!

Stretch your mind back to childhood. What giants do you remember? Jack and the Beanstalk? Hercules? Paul Bunyan? Goliath? What were you told and what did you read? With the exception of Goliath and an occasional ornery cyclops, legends emphasized their innate goodness, eye-popping feats accomplished with unparalleled strength, victories over the bad guys and all performed by "gentle giants". What if it were all a lie? What if the truth were something much MUCH more sinister?

Just believe it!

Kindergarten Solar-powered Death Squad:

Take a large crowd of children out into the sunshine and give each one a 20cm square mirror. Show them how to aim all of their little spots of sunlight at the same distant object, then stand back and see what they do. Better yet, run away.
FAST.

Evil Genius Hoaxes

ET Corn Gods Game

n 1985 George R. Simpson, a notable engineer and inventor, was "visited" by extraterrestrial contact. He was told that there was a hidden language imbedded in the English language and that it was his job to determine the decoding rules for revealing the hidden meanings and teach the world about the hidden messages. Simpson has worked eighteen years on this important project, first to uncover the code, then to document the decoding structure and translated messages.

Simpson found that, indeed, the hidden language has been encrypted in English words by "God". This is an unprecedented appearance of "God" - to teach mankind. The decoded words/messages are often corny, silly, fun, and something very boring; they are always brutally true criticisms of our present world. The Holy Bible has been coded by "God" to contain thousands, if not millions, of hidden meanings. The extent of the hidden meanings is indeed Overwhelming.

If you enjoyed reading about "The Bible Code", "The DaVinci Code", "The Dead Sea Scrolls", the "Matrix Trillogy", or the "Gnostic Gospels", the ET Corn Gods Game will knock your socks off. Looking for the "Second Coming"or "The Holy Grail"? Confused by "UFO", "Alien Abduction", "Crop Circle", "Extraterrestrial", "Jesus". Look no further. Hidden Meanings of all these and thousands more words are revealed by the ET Corn Gods Game.

Phone Home, Bozos

California Institute of Omniology

Oh boy, it's Kook Time again! I'd swear this was a joke, but amazingly, creationists seem to consider this a legitimate site. Go ahead and read how pterodactyls were captured during the Civil War, why the people at National Geographic are a bunch of pagans, and how giants roamed the earth in ancient times.

OMNIOLOGY

Ghost in the Shell 2 is HERE

Ghost in the Shell two opens tonight! See it and revel in the glory my friends!

The Best in Anime awaits

Anthropolitical Motivations

This will be a treat for anyone who read my stanislav Szukalski posts a month or two ago. Here is some writing from the man, the legend, the promethian GOD himself, Dr. Szukalski! Read it and weep, bastard mortals!

PURE GENIUS - All True!

Stephen King Shot John Lennon

Reveals government codes in major magazines, Including the killers face, and true identity. Mark Chapman's name attached to a letter to the editor printed weeks before the murder and more that proves a Nixon, Reagan, and yes, Stephen King conspiracy.

As John would say; "DON'T LET ME DOWN." Please support me. I can't do it alone. Let's confront the media or they won't tell.

KOOKTACULAR FUN!

Hello Kitty Tarot!!

Oh freakin hell yes! this is great. I'm gonna buy a deck!

HELLO TAROT

Advanced Macking

Fellow Player,
You have landed on this site because you want learn how to pick up more women.

Nothing could be nobler than the desire for self-improvement so I will tell you right now the different ways you can seduce women to sleep with you:

The male is a powerful person: This applies to leaders, politicians, the rich and famous.

The male has an attractive face/body: This applies to hunks, swimmers, models or guys who keep their bodies strictly in check.

The male is seductive: This applies to males who use triggers to get women physically and mentally stimulated.

A male can only seduce various women to sleep with him by being at least one of the above. If you have no money, no looks, and no smoothness, you have no game.

Get Your Mack On

Stevie Starr: The Regurgitator

A bizarre phenomenon to the world of showbiz, this ginger haired, slightly built, thirty-four year old baffles his audience by swallowing a variety of items and then bringing them up again, not only dry and clean, but.....TO ORDER!!

Whether it be large coins, Rubic's cubes, ladies rings or live goldfish, Stevie never fails to return them without injury to himself or the fish!

The idea may seem unbelievable, but after Stevie has smoked a cigarette without exhaling any smoke and then injested and returned a billiard ball, all doubts give way to wonder, excitement and applause from an audience that cannot believe their eyes

Puke it Up!

The Lizardman

Sideshow freak performs tricks and engages in heavy-duty body modification for your enjoyment! Don't miss "condom flossing." Yes, it's as rad as it sounds.

SUPERFREAKY!

NIPPULINI

Alas, this is the site where you will lose all previous ideas of the limits of human endurance.  Here you will witness all of the amazing feats performed by  the Great Nippulini. Known worldwide for his "udder bravery", this individual possesses the ability to tow, heft, and pull extremley large amounts of weight, merely by his incredible nipples.  Having decidedly the largest nipple pierces in the business, the sheer power held in his abilities makes him par to none.. the worlds strongest nipples!

FREAK PARADE!

TANKS-A-LOT

We operate over 40 tanks on our challenging off road course and we are firmly established as the UK's major specialists in corporate entertainment and fun days." I so want to try this.

Oh HELL yeah!!

Kaiju Big Battel

Kaiju Big Battel is a modern conflict of epic proportions. Scattered throughout the galaxy is a monstrous mob of Kaiju - maniacal villains, ominous alien beasts, and gigantic, city-crushing monsters who are fighting for control of the globe, their volatile tempers periodically detonating into bouts of intergalactic sparring and senseless acts of violence.

Kaiju rumbles are nothing new - they've existed for millions of years, way back to the Triassic period. Monster scuffles have caused countless cataclysms: turbulent tornadoes, devastating earthquakes, stock-market crashes, geyser eruptions, forest fires, superpower bombing campaigns, and quite possibly, the fall of the Roman Empire. Ignorant humans have typically blamed such apocalyptic occurrences on Mother Nature, mortal transgression, and bad financial planning. But in truth, inexplicable disaster can almost always be traced back to a Kaiju Big Battel.

If you haven't allready heard all about this, here is the skinny to get you up to speed. This is good stuff.

KAIJU, MUTHAFUCKA!

Revenge can be yours

This site was primary designed for everyone who have been victimized or wronged in any way. Here you will find revenge schemes, tactics, ideas, tips and guidance that would scare or pester most offenders into surrender. The ideas are quite funny and creative, and most people would therefore enjoy reading this even when they're not seeking to get even with someone.

REVENGE!

Stairdiving

Finally, a site teaching the common man how to fall down a flight of stairs. A resource for the holidays when you need a little insurance fraud.

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!!!

The Soiled Doves

Baggy, historically challenged Ren-Fest singers from California redefine "bawdy" to include "stiflingly shameful" while alluding to disheveled sex with Terry Thomas. Madam, thou hast suffocated 'em wit your bosoms, aye wot guv'nah?

WHY did I post this!??!

The Shoulder Riding Club

In thier words: "This is a casual social club with a unique concept. It stems from discovering that a number of women refuse to go to many events because they can't see a thing and they get crushed by the crowd. They would love to attend the event but can't have fun when they can't see anything. We also discovered that a number of men are still chivalrous and more than willing to help the ladies get a better view from their shoulders. So why not get the two sides together and create a win-win for both parties. That's the fundamental reason this club was formed. It's a chance for people to attend events and have a really good time. It's all about making new friends and having fun with no strings attached. We do a lot of other activities that don't involve shoulder riding such as salsa dancing, movies, hiking, anything the members want to do. But when there's a big crowd and the ladies can't see, the guys are there to help out."

I however fear having to cart around some chunky heiffer through an entire parade or what have you. I severely doubt the co-ed / swimsuit models pictured in their opening pare are the usual fare one could expect to be porting.

Shoulder Riding

EXCREMAN

Oh you NEED to know about this. This is kinda freakin me out! Like the wierd scatalogical obsession displayed by the makers of HUSTLER magazine, so I'm told ;-)

It's about a piglet and a magically living sculpture made of human dung, or his dung...Well, dung in any case! And it's human shaped and it talks. And it is sometimes so reminiscent of Frosty the Snowman that I think I'm gonna be sick.

EXCREMAN

Evil Clown Animation

Mike Dobson’s Evil Clown Animation is a multimedia studio that has a reputation within the Canadian animation industry for providing excellent animation sub-contract work to prominent Canadian studios.

What he means to say is: " GOD WE SUCK ASS!!!"
Why he doesnt just come out and say it I do not know.

WHY DID I EVEN POST THIS!??!

DRINKING GAMES!!

Welcome to the biggest collection of Media-based Drinking Games on the net. I know, I've looked at a lot, and this one's the biggest. Trust me on this one. If anyone else tells you otherwise, they're lying.

DRINK, you monkey!

Satan's Cheerleaders

If I had MY druthers, these dames would be at my wedding. What a fun loving bunch o' gals! You could have them at YOUR next party. And you should!

Satan! Satan! He's our man...

Die screaming with sharp things in your head

Welcome to "Die screaming with sharp things in your head", our collection of impaled garden gnomes.

GNOMES

Pimping the Poor

Admit it, you've seen all these SaveKaryn clones out there and, just like us, you've wondered one thing: don't these chicks have jobs? Well, we wondered the same thing, then we came up with an idea. We offer them a job with a good incentive program and see how they do. The job is simple - model a t-shirt about our sucky boss and they get $10 for a boring shot and more for creative ones. Now some will say we cater purely to the prurient interest, but we like to think of ourselves as the Consumer Reports of Save Me Chicks. Let's face it, you hope you're giving your cash to someone hot. You hope she's not just some lazy ho. You hope she's not a crook. We've found all three out there and we can tell you who to avoid.


PEOPLE R SAD

BOXFIGHT

Suburban apathy plus drunk Canadians plus surplus cardboard boxes equals the sport of the new century, right here. Boxfighting.

BOXFIGHT

Ride Accidents!

A site completely devoted to amusement park ride accidents! You thought it was urban myth, BUT NO!!! Find out the skinny at this site. A must see for everyone getting ready to go to Six Flags!

ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN!

DORKISM, I mean Jediism...

Jediism is not the same as that which is portrayed within the Star Wars Saga by George Lucas and Lucasfilm LTD.  George Lucas' Jedi™ are fictional characters that exist within a literary and cinematic universe.  The Jedi™ discussed within this website refer to factual people within this world that live or lived their lives according to Jediism, of which we recognize and work together as a community to both cultivate and celebrate.

We embrace Jediism as a real living, breathing way of life, and sincerely strive to seek out and emulate real life examples of Jediism in the long rich history of mankind. Jediism bases less of its focus on myth and fiction, and more upon those real life examples of Jediism found in the hearts of heroes and within the actions of such.

JEDIISM

Star Wars Christmas Special

To refresh your memory - the time was 1978. Star Wars was hot. So hot, that it deserved a special holiday special. And apparently, so hot that the special could have a plotline that went beyond ludicrous and into the stratosphere of penultimate stupidity...and people would still watch it.

Calling the Holiday Special bad is just about the textbook definition of an 'understatement'. It's not just bad. It's not even just laughably bad. It makes tv shows like Herman's Head and The Tortellis seem like genius brainstorms.

ULTRAHORROR

The Star Wars Burger King Commercial

OMG I remember this horror! It was real! LOOK AT IT!!!!

BURGER WARS-Star King

Top 5 list from BRAINSAW.org

Top 5 worst porno movies of all time.
Granny Bukkake Queens
Shemale Crack Whores 5: Almost Feminine
Ron Jeremy's Male Genital Shaving Jamboree
That Taint No Chocolate!
Debbie Does the Pound: Return of the K-9 Cock

Top 5 washed up 80's celebrities Mr. T should beat the living shit out of.
Richard Dean Anderson
Alan Thicke
Emmanuel Lewis
Ricky Schroder
Kirk Cameron

Top 5 washed up 80's bands Mr. T should beat the living shit out of.
Accept
Kajigoogoo
Yazoo
Poison
Flock of Seagulls

Top 5 people who unfortunately escaped an early grave.
Strom Thurmond
Ted Turner
Mother Theresa
Nixon
The Pope

NameThatPorno.com

cheaply thrilling fun. No nude pics. Comedy naughtiness

Name It, Sailor!

Automatic Inanity Idiom Extruder

Witness our new manufacturing technique, in which UnSequitur Industries provides you with a painfully oblique statement for your custom personal use.

GENERATE IDIOCY NOW!

Robert Anton Wilson

THIS MAN CAN AND SHOULD BE YOUR YODA. I know, it's a bold claim. but after reading several of his works. I must admit that he is a considerably higher thinker than I will ever be, despite my delusions of chic, psuedo-intellectualism. His numerous works of both fiction and acedemics are, as a rule, powerhouses of intelligent, critical consideration. I WISH I could be as cool as R.A. W.

R. A. Wilson

D|I|S|I|N|F|O|R|M|A|T|I|O|N

Launched on September 13, 1996, Disinformation was designed to be the search service of choice for individuals looking for information on current affairs, politics, new science and the "hidden information" that seldom seems to slip through the cracks of the corporate-owned media conglomerates. Ironically, it was funded by one of the largest media companies in the world (TeleCommunications, Inc. (TCI), now part of Comcast), who paid for placement on Netscape's then ubiquitous search page.

DISINFORMATION

Jews for Jesus

No. they're serious. I know...I know....

Did Mel Gibson do this!??!

LAIBACH

Here's an interesting band that folks should no about. At first glance they seem like some kinda eastern european nazi act. But in reality they are a fascinating phenomenon of politics, social commentary and a study in the changing social times in the shadow of the soviet union. They are in fact NOT NAZIS IN ANY WAY!!! Learn more about them and check out their music and message.

And somehow, these guys AREN'T nazis!

LAIBACH!

Stiledotcom

News for pervs, stuff that repulses. Sometimes a little too much even for me!

What I should have been

Museum of Menstruation

What the FUCK is wrong with America!??! Just Look at this crap! No, maybe you shouldn't...No, go ahead.

RAGTIME

So You've Decided to be Evil....

A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness

Congratulations on your decision to join the forces of darkness! Evil always needs more tools... I mean... agents... for its unholy army of the night, and by joining now you can rest assured that your remaining years will be spent pursuing the 'good' things of life: lust, greed, debauchery, the construction of enormous weather machines... Your favorite hobby can become a lifelong career! Thus, this handy guide has been created to nurture any potential lunatic into a lifetime of evil and destruction.

Orshipway Atansay

Scrumpdillyishus Land

Why is Just Anybody allowed to make things with computers!??!

PREPARE YOURSELF

CompUSA: How not to handle a turboing customer

This is intended as a complementary article to my "The Art of Turboing," which describes how to "turbo" your problem to a company's management structure when normal channels just aren't giving you reasonable service.

It also describes the abysmal customer service that CompUSA provides.

Corporate executives, this is an object lesson for you: here is how you can alienate a customer and not only lose their business, but turn them into an enemy.

Disagree with what I have to say? Please see the newly added Frequently Asked Questions section; it may address your objection.

For My AppleCare Buddies

FRATBEAT!

Duuuuude! Welcome to Frat-Beat, where guys like us can chill and do our thing—sans the chickies! So crack a brewski and dig in, bra—cuz it's party-time!

Beat A Frat!

A Simulation Study of the Psychology of Imprisonment Conducted at Stanford Universit

Welcome to the Stanford Prison Experiment web site, which features an extensive slide show and information about this classic psychology experiment, including parallels with the recent abuse of Iraqi prisoners. What happens when you put good people in an evil place? Does humanity win over evil, or does evil triumph? These are some of the questions we posed in this dramatic simulation of prison life conducted in the summer of 1971 at Stanford University.

How we went about testing these questions and what we found may astound you. Our planned two-week investigation into the psychology of prison life had to be ended prematurely after only six days because of what the situation was doing to the college students who participated. In only a few days, our guards became sadistic and our prisoners became depressed and showed signs of extreme stress. Please join me on a slide tour describing this experiment and uncovering what it tells us about the nature of Human Nature.

"And they took took turns FUCKING the bitches occular cavity"

DHKY

What the Fuck is that? You decide! Perhaps DHKY is a new text-messaging shorthand for 'dooky' as we used to call it in the 70s.

WTF!?

Miss Jessup's 'Jesus is Lord" Escort Service

Classy and discreet personal services for the discriminating Pastor... I understand your needs; don't get caught with your pants down! My unique service is designed with your privacy in mind.

Visit my luxurious double-wide located in Dallas, Texas complete with Jacuzzi! Outcalls available to any hotel; 24 hour notice for overnight travel required.

Praise Jesus!

OBEY, You Fat Motherfuckers!

And I aint talkin' 'bout Andre the Fuckin Giant either!

OBEY!

The A,B,C's of office love

Staff Demands to F the S out of New Receptionist

Penny King has only worked at Central Fabrication & Machining since last Monday but has already managed to draw admirers throughout the small company. Though not interested in dating anyone in her workplace, Ms. King has definitely drawn physical attention from coworkers.

"Dude, I'd F the S out of her. I'd F her hard, man," said Jimmy from warehouse. "She's got tight T and A. Gawd, I can just imagine what her V is like." Jimmy visibly drifted off a moment imagining the scenario and clearly enjoying the fantasy.

F the S

Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow

If this movie doesn't ROCK I am going to cry like a little girl. Pray with me for a fun movie that we can enjoy for years to come.

Sky Captain

Screaming Queens Entertainment

Welcome to the magical world of Screaming Queens Entertainment! Let us add a colorful twist to your next event. We bring to you the world's most unusual Drag Queens, Performance Artists, and various other offbeat entertainers. Whether your soiree is edgy yet sophisticated, family oriented, or wild and reckless, Screaming Queens has something for you!

To Wong Fu

Anus Surgery - An Amusing Tale

I recently had my ass operated. Not as in: "I had my ass kicked." A surgeon actually used a scalpel on my anus. I'm writing this information piece on my experience in the interest of the general public. People who needed this procedure don't actually walk around with t-shirts bearing the slogan: "Ask me about anus surgery." They don't go to support groups announcing their presence with a "Hi, my name is Leon and I've had my ass cut."

Anus Surgery

NEWGROUNDS.com

Lots to do here. games and animations and humor and stuff. you could spend a whole day at the office just browsing this site and doing stuff.

FUN FUN FUN

The Movie Cliches List

This is a list of the most annoying and common logic flaws and stereotypes found in movies. Comments, additions and suggestions welcome!

Click me, Stud!

Olipop

Olipop

SPROGOPOLIS

Baby-Powered City of the Future

Welcome to Sprogopolis, the world's first city to run on baby power. Most people, and rightly so, consider babies and infants to be a complete waste of skin. They consume valuable resources, add to noise or other types of pollution, and promote general public disharmony, all without providing any benefit to society. Here in Sprogopolis we have taken steps to remedy the situation. All our babies are expected to contribute to the public good. Our engineers and scientists have developed various "energy recovery" systems by which the natural habits of spawn (i.e., eating, crying, crawling, and taking huge dumps) can be harnessed to provide energy to the city. From dawn to dusk (and at random times throughout the night) our infants are kept busy supplying the city with power

SPROGOPOLIS

A "Hitleriffic" toy

Ah yes toys. Without them, our childhood memories would only consist of regurgitating "peaches and cream" flavored Gerber food products and the local church's priest touching you in that "bad place" that mommy and daddy always warned us all about. Well, times are a changin' folks. The He-Mans and the Transformers of yesterday are being replaced with a new breed of toys. No, I'm not talking about the millions of toys being made by Todd McFarlane. No siree, I'm talking about the toys of Boley Corp.

BOLEY!

The Dog

Cute and humorous short animations

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Barnyard

Damn me for posting this. I really shouldn't because it is a trifle sub-caliber for my sense of humor. But it still filled me with plez-ure. Check out:

The Barnyard

The Disco Years

Hmmm...Very intrigueing. a short animation with fish.

The Disco Years

TERRORIZE THE CITY!

This is naughty fun I truly enjoyed. It's inane I know. But nonetheless, I was entertained. grab your magnifying glass and BURN BABY BURN!

This is for Liz

PULL THE FINGER!!!

KOZO

KOZO - The sexy Dancer. Oh man, some of you might have to drive down here and kill me for posting this. BUT , you can't look away fromthe freak-parade here! It's WRONGNESS demands your attention. You'll see:

KOZO

Sisyphus Autopsy

Okay this is a site with a wierd story to read. it's written by a guy who worked for an indy record label and met a FUCKED UP band. The story is rich with comedy and the cornball band symbols are hella funny. DO go check out the madness that is:

Sisyphus Autopsy