Saturday, October 09, 2004

Dog Owners are Sadists

They trust you. They love you unconditionally. They obviously shouldn't. If any of these dogs are yours, I have two things to say: 
1) I'm sorry for using your images without your consent. 
2) You should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

But perhaps I should put it in a way your tiny self-obsessed brain can understand. These are your dogs, and this is what they are thinking - 

Dogs who's owners don't like them

Friday, October 08, 2004

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Xelibri / Catwalk Commercial

WOW! this is worth seeing! Check it out. Another wierd commercial from i-am-bored.com

Xelibri

99 Luftballons, Side by Side Comparison

I would like to thank Siobhán Silke, who did a quick translation of the German lyrics into English, his notes are at the end of this page. You can also view each of these columns seperately by following the link at the top of each. I thought a side by side comparision would be very interesting to see how the lyrics had to be changed to fit the meter of the song when it was translated into English from German. I'm not sure who wrote the original English lyrics, but they certainly did a good job at capturing the original spirit of the song. I think it's neat both versions work in Captin Kirk, even if they do come in different stanzas.

99 Luftballons, Side by Side Comparison

Twisted Commercial

Beauty kit/ You are beautiful

This little video is cool as hell. Requires quicktime six though.

From i-am-bored.com

Optical illusion

Okay , I'm glad this has shown up. I have been trying to describe the wigged-out effect that 5 years of taking acid 1-3 days a week every week has had on my visual capacity. THIS IS IT! This effect is what i see when staring at any complex pattern form more than a second all day , every day. My visual centers of my brain are shot in some way. So in any case, if any of you NON acid-takers want to see what happens to your brain after you do a lot of acid for a long time...this is it. Sure, it's annoying but after a while you dont even notice it anymore.

The lingering effact that acid has had on my brain

Quantum Fortune Cookie

Think of a question that you have about your life. Then click the blinking light and observe your fortune. Every 140 milliseconds, a new fortune is generated by monitoring the radioactive decay of a uranium isotope fragment. When you click on the blinking light, you enter the timeline to generate your own special message.

Quantum Fortune Cookie

So Odd I had to post it

Many of you are familiar with the "Tough Guy" image that truck companies try to create in their television commericals - with all the off-roading and drag-racing up hills with boats in tow (because there's all that water at the top of hills)... Incidentally, most of what you see voids the warranty that comes with such vehicles...  Anyway, I ask you how 'macho' a Dodge Ram can be when their emblem is basically the female reproductive system with nostrils:

Dodge Trucks are for pussies

Weird Things

Allow me to suggestEverything on this list EXCEPT:
-Strange UseNet Posts
-More Strange UseNet Posts
-Even More Strange UseNet Posts
-Yet More Strange UseNet Posts

Everything else is good
Weird Things

ZEN

Mmmm Zen. I feel calm.

ZEN

Thursday, October 07, 2004

Stages of changing values as a culture declines

1. PROMOTE what is noble, healthy, wise, and furthers life; this is the will of the gods.

2. PREVENT what is ignoble, unhealthy, ignorant, and degenerate so that it does not cause harm.

3. DESTROY what is ignoble, unhealthy, ignorant, and degenerate if it appears despite preparations to prevent it or because of systemic cultural decline that allows it.

4. ISOLATE what is ignoble, unhealthy, ignorant, and degenerate so that it becomes the problem of the localized community that allowed it to come into existence, while taxing their resources.

5. TOLERATE what is ignoble, unhealthy, ignorant, and degenerate and decline thereby.

YHBTIM

This site and it's concept and execution are so badass that I am ASHAMED that I didn't think of it myself. You have GOT to go see this guy and his AWESOME project!!

YOU HAVE BAD TASTE IN MUSIC!

all together

This one was set up to practice metamorphosis in animation. Individuals animated from the start of their flipbooks to themes of their choice, and ended their pieces by morphing into the beginning image of someone else's flipbook. They were shot together to create one seamless piece.

Music is by Negativeland

ALLTOGETHER

Transportation Futuristics

Welcome! To the World of Tomorrow!

good site design

Enjoy

TV Ads

from Kontraband.com. Check it

TV ADS

Barcode Yourself

find out what your barcode would be based on your information

BARCODE YOURSELF

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

ARCBUSTER.com

strange japanese vids for your amusements

Mondo Japanese

The Online Pre-Date Confidence Builder

GENIUS! this is good stuff here kids. Enjoy it.

The Online Pre-Date Confidence Builder

The Vegetable Rights Militant Movement

Are You Angry About Cruelty to Vegetables?
The Vegetable Rights Militant Movement (VRMM) is a nationally active, grassroots, vegetable liberation and defense organization. The VRMM differs from other vegetable activist organizations in that it really does all that it can to stop people from torturing, killing, humiliating, and ultimately eating vegetables and fruits.

The VRMM has grown from a small group to a large, multi-national militia that fights unceasingly for the liberties of each and every fruit and vegetable. There are plenty of people to look out for animals already, but fruits and vegetables have only recently had humans on their side, thanks to the VRMM.

Take THAT vegetarians!

Celebrity Gaydar

This is actually pretty funnier than the concept at first may seem. Check it out

Celebrity Gaydar

GasPriceWatch

GasPriceWatch's US gasoline feature is the voice of consumers when it comes to American gasoline prices. We monitor gas prices across the country so you can get the best deal in your area. Search our database to find the lowest gas prices in your area. Prices are updated frequently by users like you. All Regular prices are per gallon in US dollars.

GasPriceWatch

DYKEdolls

DYKEdolls - Lesbian action figures.

Aw yeah! nice site design. send it to your Christian relatives for extra laffs.

Holy Spring Water™

Holy Spring Water™ is 100% pure natural spring water, that tastes great and has been blessed by a Monk, a Catholic Priest, as well as Holy Shaman. Holy Spring water™ washes away the sins of anyone feeling "less then saintly". Try our Holy Spring Water™, You'll immediately fell refreshed and redeemed-your satisfaction is guaranteed.

For thousands of years, in virtually every religion, water has been used to wash away the sins of Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, and even members of the Occult. Now you can cleanse and protect yourself while extinguishing your thirst with with Holy Spring Water™.

WASH AWAY YOUR SINS, YOUR GUILT, AND YOUR THIRST (at the same time).

Holy Spring Water™ is 100% pure natural Spring water, that tastes great and has been blessed. By a Monk, a Catholic Priest, or a Holy Shaman, the blessing does not take away from the taste. Holy Spring Water™ washes away the sins of anyone feeling "less then saintly" while quenching your thirsts...like nothing else can. Try our Holy Spring Water™, Your immediate redemption and satisfaction is guaranteed.

Sacre-liscious

Eat Your Peas

This is a great animation. Check it out.

Eat Your Peas

Existential Peanuts

Peanuts Strips That, With The Punchlines Removed, Become Profoundly Disquieting Meditations Upon The Human Condition
FOR EXAMPLE

The Political Compass

Welcome to The Political Compass.
There's abundant evidence for the need of it. The old one-dimensional categories of 'right' and 'left' , established for the seating arrangement of the French National Assembly of 1789, are overly simplistic for today's complex political landscape. For example, who are the 'conservatives' in today's Russia? Are they the unreconstructed Stalinists, or the reformers who have adopted the right-wing views of conservatives like Margaret Thatcher ?
On the standard left-right scale, how do you distinguish leftists like Stalin and Gandhi? It's not sufficient to say that Stalin was simply more left than Gandhi. There are fundamental political differences between them that the old categories on their own can't explain. Similarly, we generally describe social reactionaries as 'right-wingers', yet that leaves left-wing reactionaries like Robert Mugabe and Pol Pot off the hook.
That's about as much as we should tell you for now. After you've responded to the following propositions during the next 3-5 minutes, all will be explained. In each instance, you're asked to choose the response that best describes your feeling: Strongly Disagree, Disagree, Agree or Strongly Agree. At the end of the test, you'll be given the compass, with your own special position on it.
The test is entirely anonymous. None of your personal details are required, and nothing about your result is recorded or logged in any way. The answers are only used to calculate your reading, and cannot be accessed by anyone, ever.
The idea was developed by a political journalist with a university counselling background, assisted by a professor of social history. They're indebted to people like Wilhelm Reich and Theodor Adorno for their ground-breaking work in this field. We believe that, in an age of diminishing ideology, a new generation in particular will get a better idea of where they stand politically - and the sort of political company they keep.
So are you ready to take the test? Remember that there's no right, wrong or ideal response. It's simply a measure of attitudes and inevitable human contradictions to provide a more integrated definition of where people and parties are really at. Click here to start.

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL THESE FUCKERS

The Best collector-plate EVER!

Click here...You Barren Whore

OBEY THE SIGNS


Signs. They're everywhere you look, telling you something urgent, explaining the rules. Why? If you don't obey the signs, something could happen to you. Something terrible.

Obey the Signs… and Live! explores what happens when undesirable citizens disobey the rules. Rules are there for a reason, and signs quickly and effectively tell you what to do. If you don’t stop at a stop sign, we all suffer.

It's never too late to cure yourself of reckless sign ignoring behavior. When you see a sign, read it, understand it, and obey it. The fiery flames of hell aren't good enough for people who don't follow the rules.

OBEY THE SIGNS