Thursday, October 22, 2009

8 facts about scraping yourself

8 facts about scraping yourself
1. It looks great when you shine lights on it.
2. They can't take you to prison if you don't have any skin.
3. Your skin is soft and delicate. Even the hardest of rabble rousers only requires mild abrasion to cause injury.
4. Oh. Oh god. The..the cheesegrater. It's so beautiful!
5. When your friends take you bowling, always slip when you let go of the ball.
6. Be careful when telling your friends about your hobby. "Nasty gash" isn't just a phrase used to describe skin injuries. It's also used in farming!
7. The best way to avoid being a victim of armed robbery is to strap a huge light to your head.
8. Never forget that blood is the best friend ever.