Legalize®

Legalize is an interactive website that empowers ordinary Americans to speak out for liberty. By bringing together online activism with street petitioning, Legalize provides communities across New York and our nation an effective vehicle to connect with their elected representatives.
The Legalize® trademark represents your own voice saying "Legalize." The public isn't interested in lengthy political arguments and pays zero attention to City Hall demonstrations. But hearing friends, family, and co-workers speak out has an enormous impact on our fellow Americans.

Legalize seeks to:

Empower Youth by providing our generation a voice in politics. Young Americans are politically apathetic because we never meet elected officials with whom we identify and who campaign on issues relevant to our lives. Legalize is grooming a new generation of leadership. We need youth ready to represent.

- Legalize Same-Sex Marriage. Marriage is society's most fundamental institution. It promotes healthier and happier lives and fulfills a critical role in supporting our communities. Marriage is the God-given Right of all Americans, gays and lesbians included.

- Legalize Marijuana. There are over twenty million Americans who smoke pot at least occasionally. We don't deserve to go to jail or lose our jobs for our choice of lifestyle.

- Legalize Nightlife. Former Mayor Rudolph Giuliani banned dancing in bars by dusting off Prohibition-era Cabaret Laws. Our current Mayor Michael Bloomberg banned smoking as the centerpiece of his unpopular first term. New York City's bars and clubs provide 27,000 jobs to young actors, artists, DJ's and musicians. Protecting the nightlife industry is vital to preserving our city's vibrant youth culture.

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LOS LUCHADORES!!!

This show was both stupid as shit and sweet as hell! I recommend it entirely for anyone who finds mexican wrestling as kitzchily amusing as I do, and also for folks who find the Power Rangers comically entertaining ( as I do ). Check out THIS WEBSITE for a few details

Los Luchadores are a team of masked crimefighters who constantly battle the evil which threatens their home, Union City. Led by the city's greatest wrestler, Lobo Fuerte, the trio of heroes fight the villainous machinations of the Whelp, a cyborg Chihuahua and his diabolical creations - Aztec aliens, undead pirates, ninja werewolves and nuclear powered female robots. When not fighting evil, the three practice their moves in the Wolf's Lair, a hidden base atop a city skyscraper.

I HAD A DREAM...

"Is it that dream where you're standing atop a pyramid donned in sort of sun-god robes, while a million naked ladies scream and throw little tiny pickles at you? ...Why am I the only one who's had that dream?" - Val Kilmer, Real Genius

"YES! and no." - Eric

How to kill yourself like a man

"...I was applying for a job to become a suicide prevention counselor the other day, when the guy interviewing me started bitching about how boring his job had become. The only people he ever hears from anymore are 14 year old girls who try to overdose on Tylenol. YAWN. How about killing yourself with some style? How about killing yourself like a man? Here are some manly ways to shove off this mortal coil, along with ratings for each category from 1 to 10..."

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I Am Trouble.com - Masuimi Max

"Welcome to my little home on the internet! I am the official spokesmodel for Hollywood landmark "Trashy Lingerie" and I was just given the brand new title "Global HIN Spokesmodel" - Both of these great companies are located in Los Angeles, where I currently reside. These unique jobs have taken me all over the world and back. Starting March 5th, I will be touring with HIN for the rest of the year, expect to see me at EVERY single show in the US and abroad! Also, being the spokesmodel of Trashy Lingerie comes with more responsibilities than the frequent photoshoots for their sexy signature collections, some of my new duties will be hosting and performing for their wild, highly publicized events!"

xoxo,
Masuimi Max

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Slooty McSlootypants struts her tattoo'd stuff - Eric

The Electric Unicycle

This is among the gayest things i have seen today! Go look at this FEEB and his WEAK-ASS invention

Electric Eunuch-Cycle

zdzislaw beksinski

Some of you may remember my post about the AWESOME artist and human being Stanislaw Szukalski. Well here's another interestring artist from the eastern Europe I have discovered. ( Thanks to Joe ) Check out the scary work

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Unintentionally sexual comic book covers:

"...I was going through a stash of old comic books the other day, when I came across several that seemed a bit odd; not in the sense that the comics were strange or unique, but rather, because beneath the seemingly innocent veil of child-like artwork was a subtle nod towards debauchery. The artists who created these covers probably never meant for them to to be used as spank fodder, but being the mean-spirited, immature, asshole that I am, I've decided to do the only thing that a grown adult would do: point out juvenile observations of unintentionally sexual acts on comic book covers...."

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PREPARING A LIVING WILL

A living will is a legal document that provides directives for your medical care in the event that you are physically unable to express them. Here are some things to keep in mind while creating a living will:

1. It's important to have a lawyer present when you draft a living will, as it makes the desire to be dead that much more tangible.

2. Specify which flavor of feeding-tube nutrient you prefer. Otherwise, you may get stuck with cream of mushroom day in and day out.

3. If, in the event of a catastrophic brain injury, you wish to be taken off life support and kept out of the guardianship of your overprotective Catholic parents, underline those directives over and over with a thick red pen and then highlight them in bright yellow.

4. Leave at least one reasonably flattering photo for the press. This point cannot be emphasized enough.

5. Explain in no uncertain terms that, should you die and return as a zombie, loved ones must shoot you in the head without hesitation.

6. Research medical life-support technology and specify whether you'd prefer to be hooked up to a Danninger Continuous Passive Motion device, an Emerson suction unit, or a Slushee machine.

7. Comatose people have been shown to exhibit a brainstem-level response to music, so prepare a decade's worth of mix tapes in advance.

8. A living will is a great way to meet a notary public, if notaries public are your thing.

9. A health-care agent is the person assigned to make your medical decisions in the event you are unable to. A talented, aggressive health-care agent will score you the absolute best medical care available, but will charge you a 15- to 20-percent commission.

10. Telling your friends while you're drunk that it would suck to be on life support doesn't constitute a living will. Make sure to write it on the back of a coaster.

11. Don't underestimate how quickly your family, including your beloved wife and two cherubic children, will tire of the burden you will become.

12. If you choose to remain on life support indefinitely, make sure your family is legally restricted from dressing you up as a corporate mascot and renting you out for parties.

Kung Fu Cult Master / Lord of the Wu-Tang

This is one of my favorite fantasy kung-fu movies of ALL TIME!! It is so badass you will jump up and kick your mom right in the face! I'm Serious!! Gaze upon these stills:






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I just want to mention that the Literally Translated Title of this movie is: Heaven Slaughter Dragon Story: Evil School Master!!!

HOW BADASS IS THAT!!!????!!!

VIVA LE TOR JOHNSON!

TOR is a name you should know. And to facilitate that, here's some data and a link:
"...Tor Johnson was born in Sweden around the turn of the century and by the early 1930's was barnstorming the United States as a professional wrestler, usually under the name of the Super Swedish Angel. In 1935 he appeared as a wrestler in the W.C. Field's comedy The Man On The Flying Trapeze and for the next two decades he would continue to make fleeting film appearances while remaining one of the most popular attractions in the wrestling world. By the mid-1950's Tor had retired from wrestling and settled into a new career a movie monster. In 1944 he had his first brush with fantasy films with a bit in the Universal comedy The Ghost Catchers, starring the comedy team of Olsen and Johnson, and in 1955 he kicked off his starring career in the genre by creating the role of Lobo in Bride Of The Monster, the final starring film for Bela Lugosi. Johnson, in fact, would appear in Lugosi's final three films and he was a friend of the horror film great in the final years of his life..."

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The Legendary N.W.A. Quiz

FROM THE SITE:
"...I have always been a fan of gangsta rap music, particularly the lyrics. In the mid-nineties I knew a couple of guys who spent their time passing lyrics back and forth to one another as a test to see who could write the next line of a song. I always thought that was the kind of test I'd like to take. So back when the Phat Phree was downloadable, I submitted a list of questions to test everyone’s knowledge of the greatest gangsta rap album of all time, N.W.A.'s Straight Outta Compton.

Charlie took the questions and created an interactive quiz that would shoot you in the face if you fronted. Now after a further Redux the quiz is available for the Phat Phree community. Good luck, punk..."

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CURLY!

BOW DOWN!!!