Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Perhaps the greatest movie quote in my lifetime...

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.”

~Roy Batty: Blade Runner

How to interpret MySpace pictures

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The Pontifical Harrier Parrish - The Boomer Bible

Thsi is among the FUNNIEST books I have read in my life. It's basically a knockoff bible by yet another oddball cult of personality that really TELLS IT LIKE IT IS about all the people of the world. It puts the US in hilarious. I STRONGLY RECOMMEND looking at this book
The web site's purpose is to allow you to get a feel for The Boomer Bible. You can read these items prior to your exposure to the printed book or after you've spent some time in the book on your own. Either way, you will get some guidance here from people who have spent a bunch of time with the book - and, in some cases, time with the author himself. You will get some idea on the italicised word "author" as you proceed.

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YES! I do have a copy of the boomer bible for you to read. And YES, I would love to share it with you! ~Eric

The Nuclear Platypus Church of Arglebargle

Man Howdy, this is some freaked out noise here! You aint NEVER seen a drug induced, yet hilarious rant like this before. Do I have a copy for you to look at? SHIT YES, NIGGA!! And I LOVE sharing it with others. this is what America is ALL ABOUT bitches.


Discordianism is a modern, chaos-based religion founded in approximately 1959 by Greg Hill and Kerry Thornley. It has been described as both an elaborate joke disguised as a religion and a religion disguised as an elaborate joke. Some of its followers make the claim that it is "a religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion." It can be viewed as a simple rejection of reductionism and dualism, even falsifiability — not in concept different from postmodernism or certain trends in the philosophy of mathematics. It has also been described as "Zen for roundeyes," and converges with some of the more absurdist interpretations of the Rinzai school.

The foundational document of Discordianism is Hill's Principia Discordia, although this book contains many references to an earlier source, The Honest Book of Truth, which was taken by a garbage collector, according to a quotation from The Honest Book of Truth, cited on page 00030 of the Principia.

Although most religions revere the principles of harmony and order in the Universe, Discordianism can be interpreted as a recognition that disharmony and chaos are equally valid aspects of reality. The Principia Discordia often hints that Discordianism was founded as a dialectic antithesis to more popular religions based on order, although the rhetoric throughout the book describes chaos as a much more underlying impulse of the universe. This may have been done with the intention of merely "balancing out" the creative forces of order and disorder, but the focus is certainly on the more disorderly aspects of the world – at times the forces of order are even vilified.

The matron deity of Discordianism is Eris, the ancient Greek goddess of discord, with whom the Romans identified their goddess Discordia.

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Introduction to the Church of the Subgenius

Official Website of The Church of the SubGenius™
Maintained by The SubGenius™ Foundation, Inc. in the name of
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
High Epopt
Living Slack Master

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Click Here for the first chapter of the Book of the Subgenius

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