BadgerBadgerBadger

It's hypnotizing. It's awesome to behold. It's Badgers, Mushrooms and Snakes. Ribbed for your pleasure. PLease wallow in the pornography of human suffering that IS:

BADGER!

Today's Brag

I am a fountain of spurious logic
a millpond of shallow insight
and a raging torrent of vacuous pleasantries
and I don't wear plaid!
What woman WOULDN'T want to marry me!??!
with my 'pantelones de fuego'
and my 'Sombrero de la Noche del Chupacabra'!
I am the Ricardo Montalban of unplanned sexual encounters
the James Earl Jones of drunken blind dating
and I have TWO viable psuedonyms!
AND a variable scale breast pump!
in lime green and fuschia!
FEEL MY AWESOME MINIMAL MAGNETISM!
bitch.

Monkeys attack women, children

HORDES of monkeys are running wild in the Sudanese state capital Kassala, attacking women and children and looting shops for food, Al-Anbaa newspaper reported today.

The monkeys launch "organised attacks which last several hours", targeting "bakeries and grocery stores".

They attack women and children, run into homes, "breaking kitchen utensils and snatching food from the children" and open the doors of refrigerators to get at the food inside, according to one resident, Salah Osman al-Khedr.

Find out more at:
MONKEY!

240 dollars worth of pudding

The State/ Barry and Levon/ 240 dollars worth of pudding:

See it here:

BARRY AND LEVON

THE ATOMIC MONKEY COMMANDS YOUR DESTINY!!

Biotch!

An oldie but a goodie

Laura Schlessinger
I post this about once a year. It's time has come around again. If you've ever been exasperrated by Christian dogma belittleing your lifestyle you will probably find this to be Oh-So-Sweet.

How Should I Smite Them?