Saturday, October 23, 2004

Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

It once was lost, but now it's found!!!
This website ROCKS the hizzle, my bizzles! I fist found htis like 4 years ago. it was funny then, it's still funny now! Go see the gut ripping comedy that IS...

Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

Hellraiser Boxes for Sale

Featuring the intricately designed box replicas of French architect, artisan and designer Philip LeMarchand.

Pyramid Gallery

How to Make a Zombie

So What's Up with the Zombies?

       In Haitian folklore, a zombie is someone that is reanimated shortly after death by a bokor or voodoo witch doctor. The bokor typically robs the fresh grave, makes the zombie and sells the new walking dead into slavery. At least that's one version. Another version of this myth caught the attention of anthropologist Wade Davis. In the version that Davis heard, the victim is targeted by the bokor who poisons them with a powder that will slow their heart rate, blood pressure, and respiratory rate to the point that they would appear dead. The bokor then revives the poisoned individual after removing him from his fresh grave (if they're lucky).

VERY interesting Article

This is SURELY the result of Cthulhu worship

you have to see it for yourself.



Lorenzo Lamas Jugband Christmas

Japanese Schoolgirl Sex Club

Society of Herodotus

Alien Math Abacus


Traveling Through Time

Today, we know that time travel need not be confined to myths, science fiction, Hollywood movies, or even speculation by theoretical physicists. Time travel is possible. For example, an object traveling at high speeds ages more slowly than a stationary object. This means that if you were to travel into outer space and return, moving close to light speed, you could travel thousands of years into the Earth's future.

Scientists posit that Time Travel should be possible.

Read on

Leopard Slug Aerial mating

I almost didn't post this but it was so FREAKIN WIERD that I kinda had to. LOOK at this crazy stuff here. Eeeeew!

Slug Sex...Eeeeew

The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus

The Pacific Northwest tree octopus (Octopus paxarbolis) can be found in the temperate rainforests of the Olympic Peninsula on the west coast of North America. Their habitat lies on the Eastern side of the Olympic mountain range, adjacent to Hood Canal. These solitary cephalopods reach an average size (measured from arm-tip to mantle-tip,) of 30-33 cm. Unlike most other cephalopods, tree octopuses are amphibious, spending only their early life and the period of their mating season in their ancestrial aquatic environment. Because of the moistness of the rainforests and specialized skin adaptations, they are able to keep from becoming desiccated for prolonged periods of time, but given the chance they would prefer resting in pooled water.


Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity

Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity; In Words of Four Letters or Less

No Shit


The Interactive Computer Countenance


Eyelash Creatures - demodicid

Demodex folliculorum, or the demodicid, is a tiny mite, less than 0.4 mm long, that lives in your pores and hair follicles, usually on the nose, forehead, cheek, and chin, and often in the roots of your eyelashes.
Demodicids have a wormlike appearance, with legs that are mere stumps. People with oily skin, or those who use cosmetics heavily and don't wash thoroughly, have the heaviest infestations ... but most adults carry a few demodicids. Inflammation and infection often result when large numbers of these mites congregate in a single follicle.


Explain THIS!

I don't know. I DO want to know. But I don't know now. WTF is THIS???!!???

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Church of Bones and Skulls

This is SOOO metal! It rocks HARDER than hard!

Ossuary in Sedlec

"Of Flesh and Stone"

An Exploration of man's struggle with death, transcendence, salvation and mortality

Actually it's just a guy's pictures of Naked Statues in graveyards. How Goth.

Friday, October 22, 2004

Massively Disturbing

this picture of an alien woman really jinda messed with my head in a wierd way

Click here to see it


I could definitely see htis coming ot pass in some stupid way. I especially enjoy the little nostril fan power source...( Yeah, it's gay. And not in the good fashion sense way either. )


A very good computer simulated woman

the ability to simulate humans is getting better and better

Simone is coming soon I imagine

Gallery of Mysterious Imagery

Why Disobedient Children Should be Killed

Last night (August 9) I was on Boston's WTKK, 96.9 FM talk radio with the host Jenine Graf discussing, naturally, politics and religion (what else, these days?). One religious caller was extolling the virtues of biblical ethics and how it is good that our politicians not only endorse their favorite biblical characters (collect the whole set), but that they actually
reintroduce biblical ethics into politics. I said: "Oh, do you mean such biblical ethical practices as stoning to death disobedient children?"

The caller took offense at this comment, challenging me to produce the said passage. As I was no where near a Bible, he said that if I could post it to our web page within the next 24 hours he would donate to the Skeptics Society $100.00. If I could not produce, then I had to donate $100.00 to his favorite charity, which was some group I never heard of, something like Jews for the
Right to Bear Arms (I wonder if they are affiliated with the Jews for Jesus group?!). The host of the show took the caller's phone number and insisted that we actually play out this little bet and that she would have me on the show again tonight to settle the bet.

So, I give you the aforementioned biblical passages about how we should handle our disobedient children, along with a few other gems for which I can't help but wonder if the religious right would really like to enforce in our public (or private) spheres of influence. (Passages from the Revised Standard Version Bible, my own from my not so rebellious youth, although, thank God or whomever, my parents would not have practiced such antiquated ethics had I been rebellious.)

Why Disobedient Children Should be Killed


kart racing on open streets, top speed 102mph, click on buckle up for a 4 minute video

Some folks have a healthy disrespect for self preservation

Jack Parsons

Jack Parsons was one Hell of a guy, and not just because he might have been the Antichrist.

John Whiteside Parsons was born in 1914, a child of wealth and privilege in unholy Los Angeles. His father took a hike while Parsons was a teen, and like so many other kids, young Jack successfully summoned Satan to assuage his loneliness. Hey, haven't we all been there?

The departure of his father also left Parsons with an Oedipal fixation on his mother, according to his biography Love and Rockets (the author adds that later in life, Parsons is rumored to have filmed himself working through his complex through the novel approach of actually having sex with Mom).

Parsons was a bit of a wunderkind in two key areas — the occult and rocket science. Parsons legitimate claim to fame was in the latter field. He was by all accounts a brilliant chemist, who made major breakthroughs in designing the chemical composition of liquid rocket fuels.

Jack Parsons, find out more here

Oh yeah, there's a Scientology connection too!

Wellcome to d'Holbachie's cosmos

Yoko d'Holbachie, Distinctly Japanese Art. check out the gallery!

wellcome to d'Holbachie's cosmos.
This is gallery of beautiful monster's pictures.
Please leave your message and thoughts in BBS.

Strangely Compelling

Now Here's a site I didn't expect to see

The technical term for oral stimulation of a woman's vulva and clitoris for erotic pleasure is cunnilingus which means "to linger." If you find cunnilingus erotically interesting, read on to learn more in articles or excite and inspire yourself with erotica by various authors.

Cunnilingus might be her preferred form of stimulation because the lips and tongue of a lover are softer and more sensitive than fingers, a toy, a penis, or dildo. It can be part of your lovemaking buffet, foreplay or the main event that culminates in orgasm. For women who don't usually get off this way, it might be a fun pleasure experiment to see what works, and what doesn't. You can make the experience into anything you want.


This is cute and clever site design in my opinion. This site was written by a girl on the team of Survival Research Laboratories. A GENIUS artists group in San Francisco. They definitely rule the true robot war underground. Seriously.

Human Descent

This site is FULL of computer generated hybrid animals and people. The list on the right hand frame leads to more and more images. This is neat stuff!

Human Descent


This is what happens to people who talk at movies.

Thursday, October 21, 2004

Do-It-Yourself Deity

In an attempt to resolve any disagreement surrounding the meaning of the word "God", TPM has assembled a crack team of "metaphysical engineers" who have devised a new computer-modelling virtual environment in which to test the plausibility of different conceptions of God.

Here's how it works. You are invited to select from the list below the attributes which you believe God must have (or the attributes that a being deserving of the name God must have). Metaphysical engineers will then model this conception of God to check out its plausibility.

Do-It-Yourself Deity provides a wide range of services for an unbeatable price. With our services, you have the ability to communicate your final thoughts and wishes to your family and friends after your passing, by recording personalized messages for anyone and everyone you wish to contact. Also, document your property and accounts so that you can be sure that all of these items will be found and distributed correctly, and final plans so that you can be given the funeral and burial/cremation that you wish to have. Do you have long lost friends in different parts of the world? Give us their contact information and we will notify them upon your death.

Last Wishes

yeah, that's right, they send your ripping, evil messages to people, after you're out of harms way by being dead! This kicks ass!

The Incident

The pictures that you are going to see now, come from a book I found in a secondhand bookstore in Berlin November 1997. The book had my family name on the cover and caught my interest, of course. I asked the owner of the bookstore where he had the book from and he told me that he had bought it from the estate of a deceased American officer.

As I opened the book it was clear that it had nothing to do with the history of my family, there was another book inside the cover! The real title was "The Incident". I closed the book immediately and bought it because if the bookstore owner had seen what was inside, he would probably have put up the price. .

I came back to the hotel  had a quick look in the book and read some pages, it really scared the hell out of me. Not only the pictures scared me, but the text was almost hypnotizing, I got dizzy by reading it. .

First of all, the book had to read from right to left as where the final page usually is, instead I found the first page. It started with a Latin quotation that I translated to something like "The First is the last to die ". And instead of chapters were used the terms "Levels of Initiation" and "Archive I ,II, III ", each Archive containing 7 levels. .

I brought the book back home to Copenhagen, made some copies of a few pages and mailed them to a friend. These copies are all I have left of the book now because 3 days after my return, somebody broke into my flat and stole the book. The strangest thing is that it was the only thing taken.

The Incident

Strange (computer generated) picture of the day

Natto Hattori

Interesting Art for Interesting Times

Tatood Clothing

By combining tattoo design with a graphic arts approach, the clothing is sexy and playful, using bold colors and unique artwork on sheer fabric. Tinsley’s meticulous attention to detail and sense of style is evident in the patterns, which are designed to make the artwork wrap and conform to the anatomy of the body.

I hate to admit it, but it's pretty good work

Text to Speech

Half an hour of cubicle fun, EASY! This is a hoot. You will laugh and laugh as you realize it will say ANY DAMN THING YOU TYPE IN!! Oh, the comedy


Name: Nikola Tesla

Born: 1856, Austria-Hungary (which later became Serbia). Immigrated to America in 1884 to work with Thomas Edison.
Died: 1943, New York
Occupation: Inventor

Achievement: Invented the induction motor and polyphase (alternating-current) power transmission, both still of considerable importance today. He was responsible for the first practical commercial use of alternating current (AC) motors, generators and transmission lines. Tesla also developed a high-voltage generator known the "Tesla coil" which to this day is used to give spectacular lightening demonstrations. Perhaps you've seen demonstrations in museums where streamers of electricity shoot from a large metal ball.

Marital status: Never married, celibate.

Notable physical features: Tesla was six feet six inches tall with abnormally long thumbs. A patch of white hair temporarily formed on his jet black hair when his mother died.

Some bizarre behaviors: Columbiphilia (pigeon-love), kakiphobia (fear of dirt), scotophilia (love of the dark), pathophobia (fear of germs), spherophobia (fear of round objects), triphilia (obsession with the number 3), and visual and auditory hallucinations.

Frivolous signature: Sometimes he signed his letters with the initials "G.I.", for Great Inventor.

Standard dress: Black Prince Albert coat and a derby hat, white silk handkerchiefs, stiff collars -- all worn even in the laboratory or when covered with living carpets of pigeons.

Residence as an adult: Various New York City hotels.

Religion: Interested in Buddhism and Christianity, but not an orthodox believer.

Prejudice: Antisemetic as evidenced by statements such as: "Miss! Never trust a Jew!" or "...though a day of plebeians -- drummers, grocerymen, Jews, and other social trilobites, the prospect is nevertheless delightful."

Despised Rivals: Thomas Edison, inventor, and Guglielmo Marconi, physicist.

Favorite quotes by others about him:

"Were we to seize and eliminate from our industrial world the results of Mr. Tesla's work, the wheels of industry would cease to turn, our electric cars and trains would stop, our towns would be dark, our mills would be dead and idle. Yes, so far reaching is his work that it has become the warp and woof of industry." (B. A. Behrend)
"Nikola Tesla is the world's greatest inventor, not only at present but in all history... His basic as well as revolutionary discoveries, for sheer audacity, have no equal in the annals of the intellectual world." (Hugo Gernsback, science editor and publisher)

Little-known discovery: In one of Tesla's labs was a vibrating platform which Tesla discovered had a strange laxative effect. When his friend, Mark Twain, stayed on the platform too long, Tesla had to rush him to the restroom.

Special honors: The international unit for magnetic flux density is now called the Tesla, symbolized with a "T". It is equivalent to 10,000 Gauss or 1 Weber per square meter.

People with strange brains

The strange range of human behavior continues to draw us like moths to a flame. Consider Amanda Fielding who continually performed self-surgery on her braincase, Catharina Geisslerin, the woman who vomited frogs, and the Collyer brothers, who collected so much junk that it crushed them in their own home. Samuel Johnson, compiler of the first dictionary of the English language, was compelled to whirl, twist, and make highly ritualized hand motions when going through doors. Recent research suggests that obsessive-compulsive child behaviors can be caused by strep infection.

Atheists for Jesus

Are you a person who respects and admires the teaching's of Jesus of Nazareth, but have trouble accepting Christianity's tales about such things as the resurrection; the virgin birth; the miracle stories; etc.?

Do you believe that Jesus' life and teachings can stand on their own merit and do not require miracles to give them worth?

Do you find Jesus' admonition to Love Your Neighbor to be more important to you than the idea that his death was a sacrifice made in order to get you into Heaven?

Are you tired of having people like Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson ridiculing your beliefs as being "liberal revisionism"?

If you answered, "Yes" to any of the above, then I believe that this site will be of interest and, hopefully, of value to you.

Atheists for Jesus

Human Immortality: A Scientific Reality?

If you're alive in 20 years, you may be able to live forever.

From the moment of birth, we begin the battle against the inevitable. Statistics say that a newborn child can expect to live an average of 76 years. But averages may not be what they use to be.

In 1796, life expectancy was 24 years. A hundred years later it doubled to 48. Right now, it's 76. "Over half the baby boomers here in America are going to see their hundredth birthday and beyond in excellent health," says Dr. Ronald Klatz of the American Academy of Anti-Aging. "We're looking at life spans for the baby boomers and the generation after the baby boomers of 120 to 150 years of age."



When it comes to Aum Shinrikyo - the sinister Japanese cult said to be responsible for the Tokyo subway Sarin attack in 1995 - almost anything is possible. But some serious journalists and independent scientists who have investigated the shadowy background of Aum, are unravelling sinuous connections that leap-frog the Aum story into another league altogether.[i] 

These focus on claims that Aum were intimately involved in the research and development of futuristic doomsday weapons that make today’s nuclear missiles look like children’s toys. These weapons, they believe, are so advanced that they don’t “officially” exist in the armouries of the major powers. These involve the use of Tesla Electromagnetic pulse, earthquake inducing and Plasma weapons being covertly tested in remote regions of the world. 

Now you've just GOTTA know more...


The brief transition between wakefulness and sleep we experience each night has been known by many names: the ‘borderland state’, the ‘half-dream state’, the ‘pre-dream condition’. Its technical name is the hypnagogic state and, along with dreaming, it is one of the most fascinating altered states of consciousness we can experience without the use of drugs

The term ‘hypnagogic’ was coined by the 19th-century French psychologist LF Alfred Maury, and is derived from two Greek words, Hypnos (sleep) and agogeus (guide, or leader). Some years after Maury, the psychical researcher FWH Myers coined a complimentary term, ‘hypnopompic’, to cover similar phenomena occurring as we wake from sleep. Some researchers are keen to split hairs, but in general there seems little difference between the material produced in either state, the main difference being which point of the sleep cycle investigators have chosen to observe.

Interesting stuff to know! There's much MUCH more interesting information HERE

Do We Use Only 10% of Our Brain?

The question is: Do we use only 10% of our brains?

Let me state this very clearly:

There is no scientific evidence to suggest that we use only 10% of our brains.

In other words, the statement, "We use only 10% of our brains" is false; it's a myth. We use all of our brain. Let's look at the possible origins of this myth and the evidence that we use all of our brain.

Do We Use Only 10% of Our Brain?

The Scales of Good and Evil

Below is a list of the "Top Ten" evil people of all time followed by a list of the "Top Ten" good people of all time -- sorted in order of evilness and goodness. The author welcomes and encourages your comments.

The Scales of Good and Evil

Put in your two cents too!

I didn't know I was Un-American

Click on the image above for some left-wing, tree hugging, peacenik, AMERICAN goodness my friends. Dissent is not Traitorous.

--The Rev.

The Top 10 Reasons to Reappoint George Bush:

10) Because you don't change horsemen mid-Apocalypse.
9) Because the deficit is not growing fast enough.
8) Because corporations are people too.
7) Because the other guy is distracted by healthcare, education, and theenvironment.
6) Because 1.7 million jobs lost is just a start.
5) Because never has one man done so much, for so few, at the expense of so many.
4) Because there's a lot more of our oil still trapped under their soil.
3) Because second-rate people don't deserve a first-rate education.
2) Because global warming means better tans.
1) Because Fox News told me to.

Thanks, Mom.


"Paul Laffoley was born into an Irish Catholic family in Cambridge, Massachusetts in 1940. He spoke his first word, "Constantinople," at six months, then remained silent until the age of four (having been diagnosed as slightly autistic), when he began to draw and paint. In his senior year at Brown University, he was given eight electric-shock treatments. He was dismissed from the Harvard Graduate School of Design, but managed to apprentice with the sculptor Mirko Baseldella, before going to New York to apprentice with the visionary architect Frederick Kiesler. In 1968 he moved into an eighteen- by thirty-foot utility room to found a one-man "think tank" and creative unit called the Boston Visionary Cell. Laffoley supports himself with a job at the Boston Museum of Science, returning to the BVC not only to eat and sleep but to work on multimedia renderings of his visions of alternative futures and complex realities. During a routine CAT-scan of his head in 1992, a miniature metallic implant, 3/8 of an inch long, was discovered in the occipital lobe of his brain, near the pineal gland. Local M.U.F.O.N. investigators declared it to be an alien nanotechnological laboratory. He has come to believe that the "implant" is extraterrestrial in origin and is the main motivation behind his ideas and theories."

Paul Laffoley

Take a gander at this guy's art, below the article text. GROOVY!

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

The Incredible Rubberband Machine Gun!

This beauty is a fully funcitonal machine gun with TWELVE rotating barrels and a live action trigger. Loads 12 bands per barrel for a whopping 144 rubber bands that shoot off as fast as you can turn the handle! Great fun for kids of all ages. MORE than just an amazing machine, this is a true work of art.

The Incredible Rubberband Machine Gun!

Cthulhu People

Computer art cthulhu people


How to create a golem

The creation of golems is outlined in the Sefer Yetzirah, the Book of Creation. This book is generally grouped with Kabbalistic texts, and it describes the mystic way to create a golem. The mystics believed that God's spoken words were the origin of the creation of the world. These were not words as we know them, but instead were a system of pronunciation based on the letters of the Hebrew alphabet. The Hebrew letters have substance within the world, which can be harnassed to generate great power. This power requires deep meditation which is believed by Kabbalists to assist in cleaving to God, thus getting a broader look at His plans for creation. Stories of success by using specifically the method outlined in the Sefer Yetzirah don't seem to be as popularized.

Start Today!

Shrews have it tough

With the impersonated voice of David Attenborough

Pygmy Shrews

Doctor Megavolt

Dr. MegaVolt has its roots in my childhood obsession with Tesla Coils. I first saw a coil in 1976. A neighbor had built a coil that generated an arc that was about 2 inches long. I was impressed by the aesthetics of the device itself: the coil of wire and the ceramic insulator on the top did not look like an electrical device to me, rather, it looked like a sculpture. Tesla coils are strange devices - they shoot electricity off into the air. Electricity is something that we rarely see - it usually stays imprisoned inside electrical wires, like a genie in a bottle. Tesla coils release the genie into the air!

Damn this guy is crazy and excellent! Check this site out now!

Doctor Megavolt

Voyage to Our Hollow Earth - 24 Day Trip

Would you be interested in a once-in-a-life-time chance to discover Our Hollow Earth first hand? We invite you to join us now on an expedition to Our Hollow Earth!

Don't miss this chance to personally visit that paradise within our earth via the North Polar Opening and meet the highly advanced, friendly people who live there. We are of the opinion that they are the lengendary Lost Tribes of Israel who migrated into the North Country over 2,500 years ago and literally became lost to the knowledge of mankind.

Folks this guy is serious

Man, I have been a hollow earth fan ( and complete UN-Believer ) for a couple of years now. I am amazed that somebody is still so hell-bent on this theory that they are gonna drag a team of complete stranger on a voyage to discover Agharta. But check it out! Here's the complete plan

The Polyphonic Spree's - Quest for the rest

Another wierd little click on stuff game like the one I posted earlier today. This one at least, has some sort of explanation. It's also got a Polyphonic Spree background soundtrack, if you like that sort of thing.

Quest for the rest

This will bend your sanity

this is maybe the coolest optical illusion EVER. Even better than that Acid one I posted last week or so. Check this out!


Match Heads

I made my first matchhead in 1982. Kinskihead was a response to a reviewer comparing one of my magazine installations to a weekend modeller making a ship or the Eiffel Tower out of matches. The reviewer talked about matches as if their rightful place was at the bottom of the materials league. I was puzzled by this and immediately attracted to this underdog. Of course the reviewer was referring to modellers who don't use matches but just matchsticks, small pieces of wood. Live matches offer an entirely different proposition. The first head, Kinskihead, was set alight by mistake. It was originally made out of blue and red matches but once burnt they became different shades of grey ash. What interests me is the violence and power involved in that change and the fact that this performance comes from such a cheap, throwaway, almost non-material.

You will not believe this guy's nifty hobby

List of specific demons and types of demons

An amazing resource! It lists so many demon names with a brief description that any teen would-be satanist will surely drool with glee and he names his pet tarantula after his favorite demon and listens to Marilyn Manson. But seriously, it's like Toben's Spirit Guide in here.

I got demons runnin' ALL through me!

I have heard that humans have a wavelength. Is this true?

In 1932, a French scientist named Louis de Broglie suggested that the wave-particle duality applied to not only light, but also to matter. That is to say, he proposed that all matter possessed wave-like characteristics. To understand how he arrived to this conclusion, we must explain how light can possess both wave and particle properties.

Until the eighteenth century, light was thought of purely as a wave, like sound. There were several problems associated with this theory, however, one of the foremost being the lack of medium in space. Waves require a medium through which to travel, and without such substance, the wave cannot exist - - this is why sound cannot travel through a vacuum. In space, however, there did not appear to be any medium that would allow light to travel, yet light obviously traveled through space to reach the Earth. In order to explain this, scientists visualized a material that existed everywhere and through which light could propagate. This material came to be called the 'luminiferous ether'. The wave theory was further promoted when, in 1803, a scientist named Thomas Young demonstrated the interference of light in the famous 'double slit experiment'. This experiment could only be explained by the wave-nature of light.

There's more...

A strange way to spend 20 minutes

Very mysterious "game" enthralls viewers. An unusual experience


Tiny Humanoid Creature Found In Chile

CONCEPCION, Chile -- On October first of 2002, while vacationing in the Southern Chilean city of Concepcion, a group of family members found what appeared to be a small humanoid creature. The miniscule being measures about 7.2 centimeters long. It has a relatively large head, two arms with long fingers, and two legs. The discovery was first reported by Mega News Service, which is the local news channel in the Santiago area.

See these freaky pictures

What if the whole world could vote in the U.S. presidential election?

What if the whole world could vote in the U.S. presidential election? This is what would happen if they did. By Country! Check this neat site out. It takes a while to load. But it shows an ASSLOAD of votes from every imaginable nation. I shouldn't spoil it for you but...Kerry takes the vote by a SHOCKING majority landslide. Go figure.



Hello, my name is Tamara! As you can probably tell, I'm a Christian who loves Jesus and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don't know is that I'm hot. My picture below isn't really that good. I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage my sisters in Christ to do the same, according to the Great Commission.

Calling all Hot Women of the LORD!!!

So, I created this web page for information regarding the calling of Missionary Dating. First of all, it helps that you're good looking. Romans 12:1 says "to offer your bodies as living sacrifices." Since our bodies are the temple of the Holy Spirit (1 Cor. 6:19), it makes sense that we should use our beautiful bodies to glorify HIS name, the Holy Spirit will work the strongest since He's in our body, right?

Not only can we date cute guys, but hopefully we can lead them to God and help them get saved them from the burning fires of Hell. I've outlined a few tips to help you date cute heathen guys, step-by-step

Somebody STOP this bitch now!

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Saint Bush

Oh the Fucking WWWrong!!

What might be the hottest wedding dress ever...

Bride wears this wedding dress. Mother in-law can't take it. Chaos ensues

Wedding Dress Ooh-la-la

And with this diagram, I folded space...

A hole through a hole in a hole.

Holy Holes, Batman!

The Internet Sacred Text Archive

This site is a freely available archive of electronic texts about religion, mythology, legends and folklore, and occult and esoteric topics. Texts are presented in English translation and, in some cases, in the original language.

This site has no particular agenda other than promoting religious tolerance and scholarship. Views expressed here are not necessarily endorsed by the hosting organization (, our ISP or any sponsoring individuals or organizations.

These guys cover it all! From the Koran to the Satanic. And much in between! It is a KILLER resource. Buy their CD!


A. Andrew Gonzalez

The mind-expanding art of A. Andrew Gonzalez. An interesting image-maker. Interesting like Stanislaw Szukalski. Dig it.


Serena's Guide to Phallomancy

Welcome to Phallomancy, a very unusual and obscure form of body reading. We are all familiar with hand and face reading. But other forms such as podomancy (foot reading), telaesthesia, mammomancy and phallomancy seem right out there. But despite their apparent oddity, these have long been seen as legitimate forms of divination.

Believe it or not, phallomancy is an authentic form of body reading with its own ancient traditions. Traditional knowledge of phallomancy has been around for thousands of years in India and Tibet, even China, but it is difficult to find out very much information. However, I have been able to develop enough information to allow every visitor to do their own readings.

Are you ready to find out what your penis says about you according to the ancient art of phallomancy? Read on...

The Royal Parchment Scroll of Black Supremacy

This is a text from Jamaica, written during the 1920s by a proto-Rastafarian preacher, Fitz Balintine Pettersburg. The text is primarily of historical significance. Along with The Holy Piby, the Royal Parchment Scroll is today recognized as one of the root documents of Rastafarian thought. It is a rambling, surrealistic stream-of-consciousness polemic against the White colonial power structure, a 'found' palimpsest of Afrocentric thought, brimming with rage and energy.

It is very difficult to obtain copies of this text today. The Royal Parchment Scroll was used in the 1930s as the basis for The Promised Key by Leonard Percival Howell.

Rastafarian Ranting


What is TV-B-GoneTM?
Your TV-B-GoneTM universal remote control is very much like any other tv remote control. It is harmless to televisions. It is harmless to humans and other animals (in fact, it is quite beneficial, since it turns televisions off).

When you push the button on your TV-B-GoneTM remote control, it turns itself on, and then sends out a sequence of POWER codes for virtually every television. it may take up to 69 seconds to emit all of the POWER codes, so it may take up to 69 seconds for your tv to turn off, though 90% of televisions should turn off within 17 seconds. After it emits all of the POWER codes, your TV-B-GoneTM turns itself off.


How To Build A Universe That Doesn't Fall Apart Two Days Later

First, before I begin to bore you with the usual sort of things science fiction writers say in speeches, let me bring you official greetings from Disneyland. I consider myself a spokesperson for Disneyland because I live just a few miles from it -- and, as if that were not enough, I once had the honor of being interviewed there by Paris TV.

For several weeks after the interview, I was really ill and confined to bed. I think it was the whirling teacups that did it. Elizabeth Antebi, who was the producer of the film, wanted to have me whirling around in one of the giant teacups while discussing the rise of fascism with Norman Spinrad... an old friend of mine who writes excellent science fiction. We also discussed Watergate, but we did that on the deck of Captain Hook's pirate ship. Little children wearing Mickey Mouse hats -- those black hats with the ears -- kept running up and bumping against us as the cameras whirred away, and Elizabeth asked unexpected questions. Norman and I, being preoccupied with tossing little children about, said some extraordinarly stupid things that day. Today, however, I will have to accept full blame for what I tell you, since none of you are wearing Mickey Mouse hats and trying to climb up on me under the impression that I am part of the rigging of a pirate ship.

How To Build A Universe That Doesn't Fall Apart Two Days Later

Unusual Skills at Work

Convicted forger A. Schiller was serving his time in Sing Sing prison in the late 1800s when guards found him dead in his cell. On his body they found seven regular straight pins whose heads measured the typical 47/1000ths of an inch or 1.17 millimeters in diameter. Under 500 magnification it was found that the tiny etchings seen on the heads of the pins were the words to The Lord's Prayer, which is 65 words and 254 letters long. Of the seven pins, six were silver and one was gold - the gold pin's prayer was flawless and a true masterpiece. Schiller had spent the last 25 years of his life creating the pins, using a tool too small to be seen by the naked eye. It is estimated that it took 1,863 sepatate carving strokes to make it. Schiller went blind because of his artwork.


Monstrum Humanum Rarissimum

In 1735, a delightful 28-year-old German woman named Johanna Sophia Schmied gave birth to a monster unlike any creature we have seen before or since. Today, some people believe the baby was on the threshold of being an actual alien. Obviously this is a far-fetched idea. What do you think?

Monstrum Humanum Rarissimum

Do You Agree?

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

Do you agree with this Heinlein quotation?


Here is a CARTOON Can anyone explain what it MEANS