Friday, December 03, 2004

33 Reasons Why you shouldn't post your picture on the internet:

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WrestleCrap.com

Q: What is WrestleCrap.com?

A: WrestleCrap.com is a website dedicated to the worst in pro wrestling. This includes characters, gimmicks, angles, matches, cards, merchandise, and basically anything else within the realm of pro wrestling.

But it's oh-so-much-more! -- Eric

WrestleCrap.com

Mazes and Monsters

I was shocked and amazed to discover there was not even one site on the web dedicated to my favorite of all rotten b-movies involving polyhedron dice! So may I be so bold as to make the statement: The ONLY source for Mazes & Monsters!!!

Okay, who remembers this with Tom Hanks and an evil grudge against D&D? I do, but only vaguely. This site has screenshots and plot synopsis and all that jazz. Check it and wreck it! -- Eric

Mazes and Monsters

Edge Breakers

Hilarious site where people rat out former straight-edge followers. In depth lists that can be searched by individual state. Maybe your town's annoying tee-totaler is on here?

"Are you having a hard time keeping track of all the edge breaking? Or have you ever thought to yourself, "Wasn't that dude edge? When did he start drinking the brews?" Well, set your fears to rest. Below, you will find a list of dudes who are no longer edge. And for your convenience, we also list their home town, so you can decide whether you care or not, of if you should jock them. Plus, what better way to surprise your secret sipping friend? Follow the Add an Edge Breaker link to add your own favorite edgebreaker." - Edge Breakers

Edge Breakers

I remember straight edge gooberheads in the eighties. They filled me with laughter like both racist and angrily non-racist skinheads! People are stupid and their stupid, untenable fads only put their stupidity in the spotlight for all to enjoy - Eric

Zombie Pinups

For those of you who enjoyed Army of Darkness a little too much, here we have some vintage pictures of women that have been (poorly) photoshopped as to appear zombified. Yay. Fun site design though. Retro-ey Delicious!

Zombie Pinups

Crack Whore Confessional

Pay site for unsettling white trash fantasies. Thumbnails include captions like "No legs and a piss sack," "Second generation crack whore," and "Dead whore in a freezer."

Crack Whore Confessional

Exposing Nudism & Naturism's Dirty Little Secrets

"You don't have to worry so much about where your kids are and what they're doing. Because you know that they're at home no matter where they are here, 'cause we are one big family. It's comforting, it's relaxing, and we feel that they're safe."  -- American Association for Nude Recreation AANR (was American Sunbathing Association), circa 1988, Public Relations Videotape.

Early in my involvement in the upper echelons of the naturist movement it became apparent I was running into a large number of pedophiles, child molesters, child pornographers and their apologists; disturbingly disproportionate for such a small, fringe group. I had never run into such a consortium of men, in various ways, abusing children; and never have since, either. Unfortunately too many of these men I've met or come in contact with at naturist or nudist/naturist gatherings and events all over the U.S. move quite freely because too many, if not most, nudists and naturists, have their heads in the sand about the problem, for one reason or another. There are many who are swingers, who go by aliases or first name only so criminals move freely in the midst. Many have no problems with nude photographs of children, therefor they have a hard time distinguishing when the children become objectified commodities. This is a very dangerous dynamic that I found with the nudist/naturists. Many just want to have a nice day at the beach and frankly they don't give a damn about much else. Overall I found them embarrassingly uneducated and outrageously stupid and pathetically apathetic about what to do with the men stalking and photographing children in their midst. These pages document some of the cases that alarmed me. The Nudist/Naturist Hall of Shame, though I have not kept updating the page since I left the movement, more than documents the reasons why I disaffiliated myself. --Nikki Craft

HAHAHAHA!!...SUCKER!!! - Rev. Willman

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BRETT MEISNER'S 10 UNDENIABLE THRUTHS OF ROCK MUSIC

"What is the truth? In my opinion truths are based on principles - both scientific and spiritual. No matter how hard one tries to argue, two plus two will always add up to four! This fact is as pure as the four basic elements: Earth, Fire, Water and Ice! So how does one apply these laws to rock criticism? Simple: Let's start with the musical scale, better yet, let's take a single note, any note. Music relies on a series of principles. A piano or guitar needs a pitch to be tuned. Scientifically we use a tuning fork. Spiritually we may ask, "But who tunes the tuning fork?" All I know is you can tune a piano, but... can you tuna fish? Without further ado, the Meisner Manifesto!"

BRETT MEISNER'S 10 UNDENIABLE THRUTHS OF ROCK MUSIC

This guy may be a goober, or he may be right! - Eric

American Autobahn

Mindblowing jumble of a page. Rants on speed limits, mind control, chemtrails, flouridation, weather control, and of course, "sheeple". Kook-city fun!

American Autobahn