LORENZO LAMAS official website

Feel the AWESOME cornball, no-talent, gay-biker hilarity of Lorenzo fucking Lamas in his own personal, gooberheaded website.

Seeing his site will explain the necessity of THIS site existing in the universe.

LORENZO LAMAS official website

Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas

The movie that spawned the website that spawned the lawsuit that spawned the rapid expatriation!

RIVERBOTTOM NIGHTMARE BAND

A call for 'family' stories

Hey everyone, many of you already know about the film “Family” and are directly involved with it, but for those of you that don’t, our production company, Titan Motion Picture Group is about to finish shooting our first feature entitled “Family”, it’s a twisted thriller that mostly takes place in a car, and hopefully will turn out to be a really cool little movie.  In effort to begin generating a ‘buzz’ about the film, we are currently designing a really cool website being put together by 23D films that will post initially hopefully soon, and then the website will evolve in monthly updates.  The really cool thing about this film is that you really don’t know what is going on for a good portion of the film, and the website is going to reflect that.  Each iteration is going to be different than the previous so you really can’t tell what the movie is about, and there will be a number of interactive features  that will lead to different things, and eventually puzzles that you’ll have to solve in order to get a to a trailer.  There will be multiple trailers, also, so you can never get a clean sense of what is going on.  Since the film is entitled “Family”, the whole theme of the website and all the advertising is going to centralize around that theme, and different variations thereof, the center of which will be a giant tree that will grow as the release date nears.

Part of what I want to include as points on the site is being able to read other people’s family stories that relate – or make others THINK they relate to the film – so what I’d like to ask of each of you, if you have time and inclination, is to write out two short family stories from your own life and send them to me.  These stories should be no more than a paragraph, and there should be one really great, beautiful and inspiring story about family, and also another that will support the dark side of the film that will show how screwed up families can be.  These stories will help to inspire the direction of the site, and will be at the core of the advertising campaign, so as many as we can get would be great.  They can just start as simply as “I remember when…”.  They do not need to be fancy, but should be honest.  This movie is about two people trying to find themselves from two VERY different perspectives, and what is so great about this story is its honesty, and everything else surrounding it support that.  I’m not asking anyone to air their dirty laundry, certainly, unless you WANT to – and all stories can be anonymous if you’d prefer.  I know that writing stuff can take a bit, so I’m starting early, and anything anyone wants to contribute will be greatly appreciated!

Just COMMENT on this post if you have anything. Thanks a lot! --Eric ( on behalf of Josh )

I am getting annoyed at baseless claims of the super-normal

In 1970 Dr. Ray Brown, a naturopathic practitioner and lecturer from Mesa, Arizona, made an extraordinary discovery 135 feet down near the Bari/Berry Islands in the Bahamas, 20 miles from the edge of the undersea drop known as the ‘Tongue of the Ocean’. He saw a pyramid “shining like a mirror” [Brown], about 120 feet high, though only the top 90 feet was visible above the sand. It appeared as the Giza pyramids once looked: capstone [here dark blue], smooth-faced, and with blocks so tightly jointed a knife blade couldn’t slot between them. Around it lay the buildings of a ruined city which, according to pilots, stretches for about 5 miles. Pyramids, domes and arches have been sighted around the Grand Bahama Banks, near Haiti and San Domingo, while extensive ruins are said to lie off Cuba.
[ref: Charles Berlitz, The Bermuda Triangle, London, 1974, pg. 132].

In 1948 Ed Wilson, a mayoral candidate from Orlando, experienced turbulence here while flying at 250 ft. From 50 ft he saw “a slanting building like a huge mountain”, which he estimated to be 100-250 ft high. Wilson said the air was “bright crimson”. Upon returning to the airport he discovered his radio had been “shorted out by some high frequency shock, or a mysterious high voltage in the air.”

In 1978 Ari Marshall, a Greek industrialist, saw the pyramid sighted in 1977. The apex was“about 150 ft from the surface, with the total depth of about 650 ft.” From a side opening “shining white objects” were being “swept...by turbulence.” He thought they were energy or gaseous emissions. At a lower level they re-emerged, the water “in this deep area...green instead of black near the pyramid even at night.”

British charts, at 23o 34’N and 80o W, show a rise 300 fathoms down. This reaches 38 ft below the surface.

U.S. Marine and British Admiralty charts indicate a feature at 250 fathoms [1 fathom = 6 ft] off Cay Sal [23o 26’ N and 79o 43’ W], rising to 42 ft below the surface

During the 1970s Poseidia expeditions, Dr. David Zink of the U.S. Air Force Academy in Colorado, investigated a tapering column near the South Bimini shore [discovered by Dr. William Bell in 1957]. While off Paradise Point, North Bimini, several stone cylinders were found. Gears and cogs were attached to the column and it had radiation burns... .

[Dr. David Zink, The Stones of Atlantis, London, 1978, pg. 155]

Okay, That all sounds great and nice and all, but where's the proof, beeitch!??!

Annoyingly proofless claims of more pyramids on earth than previously suspected

Unknown fire and jelly-like creatures live in Earth's atmosphere

"The hypothesis about the existence of little-studied forms of life in the Earth's atmosphere has been an attraction for scientists for quite a long time. American researcher Charles Fort wrote in his work "The Book of the Damned" that there were weird, jelly-like beings living in the Earth's atmosphere. Medusa-like creatures, Fort wrote, had stings and tentacles, which they used to hunt for birds. The existence of such creatures seemed to be unbelievable for a very long time, until American scientists developed a special substance, aerogel."

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Now, what makes this EXTRA FREAKY is this fictional story here, written by Arthur Conan Doyle in 1913 CLICK HERE FOR THE STORY

In this tale he discusses these VERY LIFEFORMS before there was ANY scientific evidence to support the claim of their existence. STRANGER STILL, his descriptions of the beasts were eerily accurate too. Check out the 'truth is as strange as fiction" wierdness of the first article and the Doyle story, "The Horror of the Heights"

Weird stuff! -- Eric

Star Trek Communicator

Well it's about time i suppose. Now you can buy a star trek communicator shaped cell phone

Star Trek Communicator

DORKFEST

This really says a thousand words. In fact, if this were a better site. I would have a thousand word writing contest entry blank here where you could put in your thousand word description entry for this damnable image. Go now and see the awesome foolishness that is this image. You'll thank me for finding someone who is SO LOWER on the food chain than you that you have to get an ego boost for feeling so assuredly superior.

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MARCH OF THE TITANS - A HISTORY OF THE WHITE RACE

A nation can survive wars, defeats, natural catastrophes, but not racial dissolution." You can read the whole book online.

Virginia, this is why you can't have a White History Month. People are fucked up

A HISTORY OF THE WHITE RACE

Take a look at this

I almost want you to see this without me explaining it to you first. yeah. that's the best thing to do. go look at this link. Uh-huh, that's right, you're seeing what you think you're seeing.

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I really shouldn't have posted this. But I did and there you have it. A device specially designed to trim your pubic hair. Why not, I guess. The advertising text was funny enough to MAYBE warrant posting it.

Jesus speaks through the Republicans

I hope the election of George W. Bush is seen as a wake-up call to all the liberal Democrats who oppose God's will.

It is His doing that George W. Bush is still our president. Millions of born-again Christians helped win this election through our prayers and votes. Jesus speaks through the Republicans.

The Democrats will not be able to win elections until they renounce their sinful ways and stop encouraging abortions, gayness, and trying to take away our guns.

Earl Balboa

Washington Township

KILL KILL KILL!

This makes me so absolutely certain that half of America deserves what they get that I just....I just....I don't have any words.

A PLEA TO CANADA

Dear Canada,

I'd like to offer you a deal.

The 'blue' states in the union will join Canada for protection from the 'red' ones. You see, if you let us Blues join Canada the benefits you would enjoy would be enormous! Think of it!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

FUCK THE SOUTH

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

IT JUST GETS FUNNIER FROM HERE